Okay its that time no holds barred PPV of the year. Even if it does make the WWE come up with stupid stips for no reason.
The WWE stuff is meant to be a joke/pot shot at their creative.
As always least to most interest to me.
1 Big Show Vs Roman Reigns part 221
If you are trying to get a guy going as a face again why are bringing him back to this feud after it already flopped once? I know Heels are kind of weak because they just turned Orton face but this is a guy that Triple H ought to be more involved IMO.
My Desire: Reigns and this feud ends
WWE Booking: Show wins with help from no names in the Authority that won't help Reigns at all.
2 Final Nail in the Coffin Match:
:LOLCenaWins: at Mania and Rusev hasn't really been on tv since except to attack Cena apparently, along with friction between Lana and Rusev... Welcome to Kozloville.
My Desire:This feud never happened.
WWE: LOLCenaWins... and probably by tap out.
3 Tag Team Titles:
Isn't this technically Heel vs Heel? I haven't had a chance to see Raw. Would they figure out some way to actually listen to the crowd and turn Cesaro face? I don't know if it works with Kidd though. Uso's out of action for a while.
My thoughts: Cesaro & Kidd retain
WWE: we've got nothing right with Cesaro so far so lets screw it up again. Break em up!
4 WWE runs out of stip match:
The giant jar of Mayonaise returns to PPV against an IWC favorite. Weeks of video packages vs Dolph Ziggler... Sorry Dolph pucker up.
Remember when WWE would usually build up to this type of stipulation? Like Bret Hart vs Lawler Kiss my foot match?
My Thoughts: WWE really had no plans to do anything with anyone after Survivor Series besides Cena.
WWE Booking: Time to piss off the people who actually buy the network!
5 Divas Title:
I wish I had gotten to see the full build up to this. I only saw Naomi take out Paige in England. So someone will have to fill me in on the rest. Doesn't this also make it Heel vs Heel technically?
My Thoughts: Anyone but the Bellas please... even if she might not be 100% ready.
WWE: We already had her beat AJ and Paige so why stop now right John?
6 Chicago Street Fight:
Why couldn't this be a Cincinnati Street Fight or Bayou Brawl to tie in their story homes? Minor story detail. Ambrose needs this win, if they're building him to win MITB (which is rumored) means he's going to lose this as well.
My Thoughts: Ambrose still has the greatest ability to connect with fans of the Shield 3 but WWE seems to have little interest/ability in how to use that to make him a star.. right now, maybe Ambrose will be one like Punk who rebuilt himself inspite of WWE.
WWE: We don't want a face outshining Cena and Reigns!
7 The reunion of the greatest faction to flop through the stupidity of WWE (NEXUS!!!!!! FTW):
It's still criminal that Wade Barrett hasn't fully ever recovered from that Summer Slam disgrace. DB's been to the pennacle and some rumors of his health/off Europe trip, "rumors" he doesn't want/have to be in the main event picture lead me to think Barrett adds another IC reign that will go no where because WWE doesn't know what to do with it except when Miz holds a midcard belt.
My Thoughts: Bring back "I've got some Bad News for ya"!
WWE: This guys British that by default makes him a heel so "f off"!
8 Rollins vs Orton:
The Goons help "legitimize" Rollins title reign as he defeats Orton in a way to continue this feud for another tiebreaker match at Payback! I expect Kane to do something and it will spill over to Raw where he'll be "fired" and stomped through cinderblocks or something.
My Thoughts: Orton's done the right thing when its been called for recent years. He needs to help make Rollins look even better.
WWE: This is dragging on whats that thing Jon Stewart said... Oh yea time to change the poster! HHH vs Rollins at Summer Slam!