WWE Fast Lane

[Slyder]

I can understand what WWE was trying for with the new PPV. It might take some time but best way for a PPV to stick is to make something major occur. Here's my predictions as usual starting with the crap I don't care about...

(Insert Bella Sister here) vs Casper's Girlfriend battle 120...

Seriously can we get Ms John Cena and Mrs Daniel Bryan off tv! I don't care about them, I don't care about Total Divas, they need to just go away. Which means they go into Mania with the gold and probably face off against each other.

Winner: Fake boobie Bella.
Moment of the Match: When it Ends.

HHH and Sting Faceoff I wish Rock had been available for Mania this year so HHH could keep his nose out of Sting's WWE run. But this will probably be way too long and way too much Dunn tv bull crap that ends up with a Mania match that I won't care about.

USA vs Russia part 2039238029434
I can't see them putting the discarded midcard belt on Cena and also end Rusev's undefeated streak at a minor PPV. To Alexander Sheik's credit... Darn it I did it again.. To Iron Rusev's... close enough.. and Lana's credit they get the right reaction (except from Philly fans).

Winner: Double Countout/DQ/other screwy finish leading to a match at Mania. I still kind of wish they'd do Cena & Hogan vs Rusev & Iron Sheik at Mania for the nostalgia factor and train wreck that would be Sheik's promos between now and then.

Six Man Tag
I like Ryback and Ziggler, but they must have stolen Kevin Dunn's carrots or something because they've been given crap since Survivor Series to work with. Ryback and Ziggler could use the win but I'd probably put my money on them wanting to make Rollins look strong...

Winner: Ziggler, Ryback, and Carrot Beard after Kane costs the Big Show the match and leads to another match I don't want to see.
Moment of the Match: Shellshock FTW on Big Show.

Paul E Dangerously on the Ripoff TV
Heyman gets it going as only he can, gets Memphis eating out of his hand talking about how tonight isn't going to matter that you can have the entire roster and the Beast will still reign supreme. Couple pot shots and start Mizdow/Miz for Mania.

Tag Team Titles
I don't think the Uso's lose until after Mania. Kidd and Cesaro are just the latest flavor of the month heel tag team.
Winner: Usos, Natalya (at this point I almost wish they'd turn her too) continues to try and help Kidd get over as the cowardly jerk.

Dust Brother Brawl
I hope this isn't the only time these two face off. I hope this is just a start and ends up in some colossal no contest. They've hinted at this feud for years. I want to see it at Mania and Dweam being involved somehow.

Winner (if this isn't going to Mania): Stardust.

BNZ vs Brian Pillman
Ambrose seems to be on a bit of a losing streak and Barrett just came back. I really expect this match to be match of the night based on the individuals involved. If not for the stipulation in the Bryan/Reigns match, I'd probably have this as my #1 most looking forward to match. Hopefully we get some "BAD NEWS FOR YA".

Winner: Barrett (Ambrose looks like a guy to watch for with MITB IMO).

Does WWE have any balls left match

Reigns vs Bryan... I expect a repeat (triple threat) of last year. Some convoluted bs that ends up with DB vs Roman vs Lesnar (c) at Mania.

Intriguing idea: Does YES leader become the ultimate YES man just to piss off the fans?
Result: Reigns wins after Sheamus repeats WM 28.

[Witlon]

Oh yeah, there's a show this week.

I wish NXT was the only show this month.

[HollywoodLeo]

Not sure if I care about anything in this PPV

Bryan-Reigns likely ends in some kind of draw of sorts that winds up in a 3 way match at Mania.

[HollywoodLeo]

Orton returns as expected, likely to set up Orton-Rollins at Mania

Which means we have face Orton again

(Not that he was entirely exciting as a heel this time around)

[HollywoodLeo]

And with face Orton back I get to hear "APEX PREDATOR OF THE WWE!" 100 times.

Between that and "THE LUNATIC FRINGE OF THE WWE!" Cole isn't going to have anything else to say.

[HollywoodLeo]

Don't kill Stardust! I think it actually works for him

[Slyder]

I don't understand how they did Cody vs Dustin. Dustin talks about beating Cody until doesn't ever want to wear paint again and end it like that.

[HollywoodLeo]

I don't understand how they did Cody vs Dustin. Dustin talks about beating Cody until doesn't ever want to wear paint again and end it like that.

Dusty pleaded with him not to do it and he caved to those wishes, then that backstage segment just happened.

They're likely stretching it to Mania where he won't hold back this time.

[HollywoodLeo]

You know, if anybody else accepts a call-out the way Sting did they're the ones painted as a heel while HHH, calling him out in the middle of the ring, is the one that'd be painted as the face.

This whole feud seems backwards. But hey, cryptic black and white images and birds! GO STING!

[Slyder]

You know, if anybody else accepts a call-out the way Sting did they're the ones painted as a heel while HHH, calling him out in the middle of the ring, is the one that'd be painted as the face.

This whole feud seems backwards. But hey, cryptic black and white images and birds! GO STING!

It's HHH were talking about here. It's not like this would be the first time a feud involving HHH was backwards.

2002-2003 Reign of Terror that included Booker T, RVD, and many more in the HHH graveyard.

I also wish they'd brought back "When a man's heart is full of deceit..." as his entrance. They own it anyways.

[HollywoodLeo]

Arkansas State sweater in the front row

[HollywoodLeo]

I've never seen a verbal segment go on for so long with someone not even saying a word.

[HollywoodLeo]

Why would you just toss the hammer away there when you have a clear shot with both your feet to the groin as well as the hammer you're holding right by his head to his head?

I guess a bat to the neck paralyzes a man

[Slyder]

Still rather perfer Taker vs Sting... If I wanted to see Sting vs Terra Rising I'd just find it on the WWE for FREE!

[HollywoodLeo]

I'd prefer Taker vs Sting to HHH vs Sting.... but I prefer the package of Taker vs Wyatt and Sting vs HHH over Taker vs Sting and Wyatt vs not-Taker.