Hell in a Cell Thread

[Slyder]

I haven't watched a lot of Raw and none of Smackdown in a while so I'm going on gut instinct. I enjoyed doing the card setup so I plan on doing that again. But because of how little I care about almost every match on this card I saw someone suggest that everyone ought to just turn off the PPV after Ambrose and Rollins ends. I may do just that.

Again by my interest in the match is my prediction:

1 Fruity Pebble vs the man with a personality of a pebble... There is some rumors that Orton hurt his back again on Monday. If its serious I fully expect this match and Rollins/Ambrose to get merged into one HIAC match. If that doesn't happen WWE's man love for the jhorts wearing Fruity Pebble burns strong.

Winner: Fruity Pebble Man.

And yes I have less interest in this match than even the Bella's battle.

2 Big Fake Bella Boobies vs Yes Boobies...

I don't care.

Winner: Can Kong comeback and kill them both just because? Okay heel Bella wins.

3 Big Show vs Iron Jabroni

This match continues the streak of Rusev. If Sheamus retains could he be next? Would make some sense (been done million times before example Lance Storm with the US belt). Big Show at this point much like Jericho, Mark Henry, etc is at the end of his run so time to try and help make the next generation.

Winner: Kozlov... I mean Iron Shiek... I mean Rusev.

4 Mizdow TV

The Awesome One is on Mizdow TV! Something has to come of this! Most likely bro kick to Sandow.

5 AJ Lee vs Paige.

WWE doesn't even put an effort into the divas so why should I? Has a chance to be one of the better matches (sadly) probably won't be given the time it needs to be anything close to what it should be.

Winner: Um AJ Lee?


6 Mr. Hollywood vs Mr. Jar of Mayonaise.

The Miz has won two, I sort hope they're trying to setup Miz to win and eventually pull the trigger on a feud with Miz vs Sandow. I guess the belief that Sheamus is really a HHH guy was overblown because since coming back they haven't done anything with him.

Winner: The Miz. with the help of Mizdow.

7 Samoa Fighting Twins vs The Cosmic Family. Battle of Brothers and I think the Usos win because they're moving merchandise if the numbers I've heard is true. This should be the #2 best match of the night IMO.

Winner: Usos.

8 Cesaro vs Ziggler

This match might fight for top fight of the night also. I wish WWE would let guys have more freedom because both Ziggler and Cesaro have almost boundless potentials but they do everything WWE can to keep them from reaching it. I'm fully expecting this to continue as the WWE has nothing to do for these two.

9 The reason why 95% of the audience is watching.

The great blow off. I see why they did the lumberjacks (still think they could have done something to put MITB on the line at some point). Probably sets each of them off on their own (Orton/Rollins, Ambrose/Bray maybe?).

Winner: Rollins (probably needs the W more too).

Predicting How WWE has the card:
1st: Miz vs Sheamus (probably springing from Mizdow TV)
2nd: AJ vs Paige
3rd: Big Show vs Rusev
4th: Cesaro vs Ziggler
5th: Rhodes Brothers vs Usos
6th: Bella Battle
7th: Ambrose/Rollins (this late in the card ONLY because they don't want to lower the cage twice)
Main Event: Cena/Orton

How I'd have the Card:
1st Big Show vs Rusev
2nd Tag Team Title
3rd Bella Battle (get them in there so people can go for refills)
4th Cesaro vs Ziggler
5th Miz vs Sheamus
6th Paige vs AJ (Women to break up the "mid card" belts/"main events")
7th Cena vs Orton (gotta have the cell so might as well put them b2b)
8th Ambrose/Rollins.

[Hammer]

i also havent watched raw in about a month, and i never really watch smackdown anymore. im definitely down for ambrose/rollins, and im sure cesaro/ziggler can put something nice together if theyre given more than 3 minutes. i wont be missing brees vs rodgers for much of this show though.

[Witlon]

Witlon's Predictions
Cena-Orton: CENAWINSLOL, probably by distraction from Rollins or something screwy like that.
Ambrose-Rollins: If it goes on last, Ambrose wins. If it doesn't, Rollins wins.
Ziggler-Cesaro: 2 out of 3 falls? Ziggler wins, anyway. Doubt they have plans for either of them, though.
Sheamus-Miz: Sheamus wins, moves on to Rusev.
Big Show-Rusev: Probably get the Henry turn. I'm sooo looking forward to Henry-Big Show!
Paige-AJ: Paige is going to Total Divas, pretty much seals her fate. AJ wins.
Bellapacalypse: Who gives a shit? CENABELLA wins.
Usos-Rhodes: Does it really matter? Neither team is going anywhere.

Doubt I'm around tonight after a full day of football, so I'll be back with thoughts in the AM.

I'm 99% sure the tag match or Cesaro/Ziggler opens, though.

[Slyder]

First Match: Ziggler vs Cesaro. 2 out of 3 falls.

[HollywoodLeo]

"Dolph Ziggler is the most accomplished amateur wrestler the WWE has ever had!" - JBL

Really? How many Olympic gold medals did he win?

[Slyder]

I thought I heard him say one of.

[HollywoodLeo]

I may rewind it later to see if I missed that. I think Swagger would have a say too

[Slyder]

Cesaro is so freaking scary strong.

[HollywoodLeo]

Casaro doesn't even get a fall?

[Slyder]

Nope and I have to give WWE credit they're getting the Bella battle out of the way before people are to drunk to crap all over this.

[Slyder]

Greatest family feud in WWE history.... yea... right.

[HollywoodLeo]

Lol they're on fire with the absurd exaggerations today

[HollywoodLeo]

"The most unorthodox pin attempt I've ever seen"

Oh, really?

[HollywoodLeo]

Cena Orton now?

[Slyder]

wow they're just piling them on tonight... Cena vs Orton= Ali v Foreman, Magic v Bird...