Marlon Anderson day to day with a cut finger

[General]

Marlon Anderson sliced the index finger on his left hand while cutting a grapefruit on Saturday.
Anderson will miss two to three days while the cut heals.



This is borderline Gus Frerotte-headbutting. What a pansy.

[DirtyKash]

In the pantheon of "stupidest sports injuries", this ranks right up there with sneezing, washing the motorcycle, taking out the garbage, tripping over someone's dog, and answering the phone.

[General]

How about the axe incident in Jacksonville?

[DirtyKash]

They did that intentionally, so they deserve what they got.

[Molina00]

That's just stupid.

To Mr. Anderson: So you sliced your finger. Big deal. Put a band-aid on it and get to work. You are not being paid millions to sit around while a small cut heals.

Okay, maybe he's not making million. I don't know how much he's making. But even if he's making a few hundred thousand that is still way too much to sit around doing nothing while a cut heals.

[love_that_reefer]

In the pantheon of "stupidest sports injuries", this ranks right up there with sneezing, washing the motorcycle, taking out the garbage, tripping over someone's dog, and answering the phone.

Don't forget Carlos Zambrano's internet elbow last year or whatever they called it.

[General]

Oh yeah. Too much emailing.

[DirtyKash]

WTF? That sounds like a Mark Prior or Kerry Wood type injury, not a man's man like Zambrano.

[General]

That reminded me of that Steve Sparks injury, where he saw a team-sponsored motivational speaker rip a phone book in half, tried to do the same thing, and separated his shoulder. Dumbass.