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    Elijah Dukes goes to the Zoo

    TAMPA, Fla. -- Washington Nationals outfielder Elijah Dukes spent 25 hours during the past week cleaning cages and mopping at an area zoo as part of a deal to shorten his probation on a previous drug charge, the St. Petersburg Times reported.

    A judge agreed to terminate Dukes' supervision on Thursday as a result of Dukes satisfying the community service requirements of his probation with his work at the Lowry Park Zoo. Dukes was sentenced to one year probation in September after pleading no contest to a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge.

    Attorney Grady Irvin and a team official for the Nationals, who traded for Dukes in December, said Dukes had also passed weekly drug tests for six months.

    "You are in a wonderful position to be such a positive influence on so many young people that these are the kinds of things that prevent you from being that example," Hillsborough County Judge John Conrad told Dukes, according to the report. "With great gifts I think you have great responsibilities as well. I'm hoping this experience, albeit for six months ... will at least set a positive turn for your future."

    The Tampa Bay Rays traded Dukes to the Nationals during the offseason after a string of incidents, including allegations by his estranged wife that he had threatened her and her children. He been on the disabled list since March 31 with a strained hamstring.
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    Re: Elijah Dukes goes to the Zoo

    "With great gifts comes great responsibility..." there's something wrong there....

    Good for him hopefully going clean, we'll see if he can keep himself on the right track. He can be a pretty good player if he does.
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    Re: Elijah Dukes goes to the Zoo

    Hopefully he stayed away from the rhinoceroses. Those beasts leave the biggest craps to clean.

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    Re: Elijah Dukes goes to the Zoo

    you would know dirtykash....
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    "Mommy, can I feed that animal???"

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