Lobstein improved to a 10-9-10. Score.
Now just resign Triunfel and Marmol.
Lobstein improved to a 10-9-10. Score.
Now just resign Triunfel and Marmol.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Nick, looks like I don't have to worry about resigning the greatest player in the history of TPSL:
Date: Sunday, 4/2/2018
Subject: Retirement
Hi Chief,
I think my time is running out. This will be
my last season as a professional ballplayer.
Sincerely,
Albert Pujols
Date: Sunday, 4/2/2018
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
I think it is time to leave the show. This will
probably be my last year. Just wanted to let you know!
Regards,
Santiago Casilla
and no, I don't mean Santiago Casilla. Though he was one of the top closers for a few years (2007 - 2012) RIP boys.
have yourself a retirement party Poopholes, do one for the kids:
Friday 4/7/2018 :
Albert Pujols hits a 455-foot homerun!!
Albert Pujols has 4 hits against Los Angeles (A).
Albert Pujols crushes 3 homers against Los Angeles (A).
Albert Pujols has 7 RBI against Los Angeles (A).
Albert Pujols scores 4 runs against Los Angeles (A).
Monday 4/10/2018 :
Albert Pujols was named Player of the Week!
He batted .464 in 28 AB, with 4 HR and 9 RBI.
Friday 4/14/2018 :
Albert Pujols crushes 2 homers against Texas.
he's on pace for 100 homers. I like how he already has 8 when he only had 15 all of last season.
Not a bad first sim.
The batting average can be much better, though.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Batting AVG: .239 (20th)
Homeruns: 16 (T-8th)
Walks: 27 (T-23rd)
Stolen Bases: 25 (1st)
Runs Scored: 52 (22nd)
Pitching ERA: 3.50 (8th)
Opponents AVG: .229 (6th)
HRs Allowed: 15 (20th)
Walks Allowed: 49 (30th)
Runs Allowed: 53 (T-11th)
6-7 Sim. No thanks to the offense at all. And hey Adam Jones becomes the next person to be knocked out for 6 weeks. It can only go up from here lol.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Damn Nick, you really messed with my head changing Anthony Wolters to "Tony" haha. I was like who the hell is tha.......ooooooohhhh
Another wonderful offensive production by the Colorado in one of the hardest places to hit in the majors
/sarcasm
Haha... yeah I changed a few names and gave out some nicknames too. I know Wolters goes by Tony in real life, or that's what he's listed as on most draft scouting sites...
BIZARRE AND MY MOM!!!!!
u still fat
Date: Sunday, 4/2/2018
Subject: Retirement
Dear Sir,
The time has come. I'll leave the show after this year.
I guess I will have to make room for the young players.
Sincerely,
Jason Bay
Can we give J-Bay a nickname as weel. Something like "Canadian Crusher", or "The BC Bud"
Off to an interesting start to the season. I'lll see how this plays out after going 7-7 in the first sim.
Batting AVG: .196 (30th)
Homeruns: 20 (2nd)
Walks: 42 (T-4th)
Stolen Bases: 11 (T-12th)
Runs Scored: 55 (20th)
Pitching ERA: 4.43 (22nd)
Opponents AVG: .255 (17th)
HRs Allowed: 30 (30th)
Walks Allowed: 40 (24th)
Runs Allowed: 68 (24th)
"Limp arm" works well too
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Danial Camarena: Injured on 4/5/2018 with a Glaucoma, out for full season...
WTF!?!?!
He's out with a glaucoma, nice.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Not nice bro, I had mediocre pitching specs to begin with and 7-7-10 turns into 5-6-10 over glaucoma in a guy in his 20's. The developers have a morbid sense of humor.