Minnesota twins weekly blog (Now with team photo!)

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This years Minnesota Twins Have all been drinking and eating the same things (with one exception) so we know exactly the prototype we're looking for.




This years minnesota Twin are looking to Build on the 4 games better they did last year.

First thing we're going to do is lower the ticket prices to $8 a game! THATS RIGHT! *psst, Nick, thats you bud!* We will soon impliment robots that will remove residents from their homes and bring them to the ballpark if this doesn't work.

Next we've added a new team doctor, Turns out the old doctor was giving estrogen pills. Our new Doctor seems to know exactly what he's doing. Dr. Stew Pidaso! Lets hope we don't field a team from the DL this year.

We're under the assumption that teams feel that the twins are "easy" or "can't wait to play the twins cause they suck!" That changes this year... no we've not upgraded our roster, nor have we hired new coaches. We have, however, implimented weapons grade missiles in the barrels of our bats, now if you strike out one of our batters.... GOOD LUCK!

Finnaly, as the twins head from town to town, ballpark to ballpark, if there happens to be a rash of dead hookers please let us know. we've been trying to tell Roido that thats not the best practice here. Thank you and good luck to all!

[Slyder]

this years minnesota twins have all been drinking and eating the same things (with one exception) so we know exactly the prototype we're looking for.




this years minnesota twin are looking to build on the 4 games better they did last year.

First thing we're going to do is lower the ticket prices to $8 a game! Thats right! *psst, nick, thats you bud!* we will soon impliment robots that will remove residents from their homes and bring them to the ballpark if this doesn't work.

Next we've added a new team doctor, turns out the old doctor was giving estrogen pills. Our new doctor seems to know exactly what he's doing. Dr. Stew pidaso! Lets hope we don't field a team from the dl this year.

We're under the assumption that teams feel that the twins are "easy" or "can't wait to play the twins cause they suck!" that changes this year... No we've not upgraded our roster, nor have we hired new coaches. We have, however, implimented weapons grade missiles in the barrels of our bats, now if you strike out one of our batters.... Good luck!

Finnaly, as the twins head from town to town, ballpark to ballpark, if there happens to be a rash of dead hookers please let us know. We've been trying to tell roido that thats not the best practice here. Thank you and good luck to all!

comedy gold!!!! Dont worry I'll make sure nick has all of our games be my promotions again so they can play in front of a large crowd once in awhile. If Minnesota doesnt love you KC will

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comedy gold!!!! Dont worry I'll make sure nick has all of our games be my promotions again so they can play in front of a large crowd once in awhile. If Minnesota doesnt love you KC will

Lmao! Thanks! KC, my home away from home... yet no one has EVER said that!

[Kingdom]

Oh how I have missed General Zod

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Oh how I have missed General Zod

Awh! thanks!

[nick]

lmao! ****ing awesome thread.... welcome back Zod

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lmao! ****ing awesome thread.... welcome back Zod

LOL thanks... I just had $0 to spend on FA's so I didn't really pay attention. lol

[nick]

You'll get there. Soon you'll be a [dirty] kash money millionaire.

[nick]

Also, I just now lowered yr tix... didn't catch that the first time :P

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LOL! Thanks, did you get my 4.6 million changes?

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With the fifth pick of the 2017 draft The Minnesota Twins drafted SP Leroy "Bad Cat" Davis. We were able to catch up with Mr. Davis and get a quick interview with him. Here is what transpired:

Media: "Mr. Davis, welcome to the Minnesota Twins, we hope you have a long career here"

Davis: "S***! Minnesota! Really? I knew it was a bad idea to be good, son of a B****!"

Media: "Well, we're happy to have you!"

Davis: "Yeah I'm sure you are, what days do we get paid?"

Media: "I'm not quite sure, thats something you take up with the owner. What do you feel you can bring to the Twins?"

Davis: "I throw de ball."

Media: "Do you wanna elaborate?"

Davis: "I throw de ball and de catcher catches it."

Media: "Alright, well, what aspect of your game would you like to work on?"

Davis: "Pick up lines, thats really where the game is won and lost right? Here, how's this *licks his finger, wipes it on the reporter, then himself* whats say you and I get out of these wet clothes"

Media: "Umm, awkward"

Davis: "Yeah, still perfecting it."

Media: "Well this has been very.... interesting, anything you'd like to say before we sign off?"

Davis: "Yes, My house is made out of balsa wood, so when I want to scare the neighborhood kids I lift it over my head and tell them to get out of my yard or I'll throw it at them."

Media: "Random, but very eye opening. Thank you Mr. Davis I hope we have many more of these... um..interviews to come."

[nick]

throw de ball mang