2017 Predictions

[Kingdom]

...CJ will bump or create a firesale thread more than 4 times this season.

[nick]

Porter may infact spontaneously combust when his pitching blows corn nuts again.

Texas is GM-less till the end of eternity.

My dick gets hard a lot during the course of the season. Sometimes while simming, other times just looking at naked ladies on victoriasecret.com

Enough yet?

[Kingdom]

I like butter.

[Porter]

Porter may infact spontaneously combust when his pitching blows corn nuts again.

Would you blame me with the talent of that pitching lol.

[Kingdom]

It's time to ride yourself to the playoffs, Porter

[nick]

I think your pitching is ok... but in safeco where every flyball is a HR it would seem, it's a bit more understandable when some guys don't have instant success.

[HollywoodLeo]

So, any real predictions?

[cjkalt]

I will draft up a set when I'm sober tomorrow.

My 1 guaranteed prediction is my bullpen will suck

[Porter]

So, any real predictions?

Im going to wait on mine. Its someone else turn for once.

[Kingdom]

Go right ahead, Leo.

[zodious]

...CJ will bump or create a firesale thread more than 4 times this season.

I'm a gambling man.... OVER/UNDER 4.5 times this season, anyone? anyone?

Also, I predict A's/Yank's first round again.... odds -15000

This years sleeper is the washington nationals *accepts hafe's $20*

The world series will be played in a national AND american league city.

[Providence A's]

the A's/Yanks first round streak was broken last year. He lost to LAA and I spanked KC.

[nick]

spank me, sexy


I'll type some up in a LITTLE BIT MO

[cjkalt]

I'm a gambling man.... OVER/UNDER 4.5 times this season, anyone? anyone?

Also, I predict A's/Yank's first round again.... odds -15000

This years sleeper is the washington nationals *accepts hafe's $20*

The world series will be played in a national AND american league city.

I'll take the under

[nick]

Awards-

AL ROTY:
RF Connor Martin, CWS
NL ROTY:
C Max Stassi, CIN

AL Cy Young:
Matt Cain, NYY
NL Cy Young:
Francisco Liriano, PIT

AL MVP:
Prince Fielder, OAK
NL MVP:
Isaac Galloway, CHN

(If Sea & Cin can win their divisions, I'd say Triunfel & Bruce... because I feel they'll both have superior years. But if not...)

Standings

American League-

AL East:
1. Tampa Bay
2. New York (A)*
3. Toronto
4. Baltimore
5. Boston

AL Central:
Cleveland
Kansas City
Detroit
Chicago (A)
Minnesota
(most wide-open division in the league probably, it can go any way... Minnesota could even win I think)

AL West:
1. Oakland
2. Seattle
3. Los Angeles (A)
4. Texas

*wildcard

National League-

NL East:
1. Florida
2. Washington
3. Atlanta
4. Philly
5. New York (N)

NL Central:
1. Chicago (N)
2. Houston
3. Milwaukee
4. Pittsburgh
5. Cincinatti
6. St. Louis
(another close division... top-5 is interchangable at times)

NL West:
1. Arizona
2. San Diego*
3. Los Angeles (N)
4. Colorado
5. San Francisco

*wildcard

OAK > NYY
TB > CLE

CHN > SDN
ARZ > FLA

TB > OAK

ARZ > CHN

World Series:
ARZ > TB



I think TB and ARZ have shitty pens and that might **** them both up in the longrun, but for some reason am going on instinct here and think Hammer will knock off the General. Good luck everyone and don't take these personally. Except Saber. Gay pirate cockburn.

I also think there's a good chance NYY miss the playoffs, and that'd give probably Seattle their best chance at a playoff spot they're going to see until Prov has to dismantle or is dismantled by injuries some year or something. But until they all prove to be really old, we'll see. And it's not like Matt Cain doesn't help.