"for a shutdown motherf*cking closer! I'm tired of this bulls*it with my closing situation. I give it to the young Tootle last year and he shits his pants so I give it back to Burch and he does wonderful but then this year comes around and everything goes topsy-turvy again. I've had enough of it so if you have a guy that's shutdown, I'm interested and I can pay a lot..." --Quotes from the unrecognizable Orioles General Manager Theo as he publicly blasts the closers on his team.