2016 Random Rumblings Thread!

[Foster]

PETA would be terrified to hear you talk about those poor donkeys like that.

[Kingdom]

PETA would be horrified at your face.

[Providence A's]

damn, another 7 - 6 sim...-3 Pythagorean now with Seattle holding onto a +8 Pythagorean. There luck has to run out soon.

and dayum Gina!!!

BOX SCORES Oakland @ Colorado: 25 - 7

Thursday 6/29/2016 :
Prince Fielder hits a 454-foot homerun!!
Albert Pujols drives in 7 runs against Colorado.
Daric Barton has 4 hits against Colorado.
Daric Barton scores 4 runs against Colorado.
Ryan Zimmerman has 4 hits against Colorado.
Jemile Weeks has 5 hits against Colorado.
Jemile Weeks hits for the cycle against Colorado!
Jemile Weeks has 5 RBI against Colorado.
Jemile Weeks scores 5 runs against Colorado.
Jose Abrego scores 4 runs against Colorado.

-1 player with 5 hits
-1 player with a cycle
-2 players with 4 hits
-3 players with 3 hits
-6 homers
-1 triple
-5 doubles
-25 hits
-8 walks

and of course Asahina gave up a homer to the losing pitcher lol. We also beat them 14 - 1 the day before after losing 5 - 1.

Batting AVG: .300 (1st)
Homeruns: 95 (T-6th)
Walks: 290 (5th)
Stolen Bases: 156 (2nd)
Runs Scored: 509 (1st)

Pitching ERA: 4.19 (10th)
Opponents AVG: .269 (18th)
HRs Allowed: 72 (10th)
Walks Allowed: 232 (9th)
Runs Allowed: 369 (12th)

[Doppelgänger]

Porter, may I have some magic dust?

[Porter]

Batting AVG: .267 (13th)
Homeruns: 75 (T-19th)
Walks: 241 (20th)
Stolen Bases: 105 (5th)
Runs Scored: 386 (23rd)

Pitching ERA: 4.44 (15th)
Opponents AVG: .258 (6th)
HRs Allowed: 69 (8th)
Walks Allowed: 225 (5th)
Runs Allowed: 378 (14th)

The offense came alive this sim and the pitching took a step back thanks to Coors Field. The M's are not going away quietly. Hell I'll take this season as is right now. Oh and Zito, this is more than one sim.

[Porter]

Porter, may I have some magic dust?

After years of being the laughing stock of the AL West, no.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

This season could not go better for me. I've got the worst record in the majors, I've got a strong candidate for ROY in Vern Wood, CJ Henry may have revived his career here in Colorado, and all my top prospects are developing at lightning speed.

The only thing that would make this even better is if Paez and Brown could start to pitch well in the majors. But that will come.

[Kingdom]

Good to know Porter can count, I was almost afraid he could not.

[Kingdom]

I don't get why Tazawa can be good and Nolasco can be ass crap. And why does Dick have to be tied for team lead in wins? AND why can't Harper, Smith, or Salty hit homeruns? Is PetCo that huge? Gr.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I don't get why Tazawa can be good and Nolasco can be ass crap. And why does Dick have to be tied for team lead in wins? AND why can't Harper, Smith, or Salty hit homeruns? Is PetCo that huge? Gr.

you should trade them to me

[Foster]

PETA would be horrified at your face.

PETA came to fight the seal hunt here in Canada, I scared them away, but it wasn't the face. It was the 22" pythons. Nuff said.

[Shadow29]

Eh, average sim. finished on a fairly down note. But Wheeler is healed and ready to go again. Hopping didnt do so well this sim, but I still have high hopes for him in the future.

Still Dont know what to think about my offense though. Just going to have to wait and see.

[Porter]

If the playoffs started today the A's would play the Yanks

[HollywoodLeo]

Monday 6/26/2016 : Edwin Deal has gained more power!

[Doppelgänger]

Career hits for Kikaku?