1) Pitching ERA: 5.86 (30th)
Opponents AVG: .299 (30th)
HRs Allowed: 154 (30th)
Walks Allowed: 350 (26th)
Runs Allowed: 651 (30th)
2) you get 7 wins in the entire month!
3) Your disabled list is larger than your Starting line up and contains "Blurred Vission Eye"
4) The team is still under the old managers name.
5) You put 60% of your starting pitching staff on the trade block and you get laughter!
6) You get the message, "Dear Sir,
Alex Varela has nothing more to prove at AA New Britian Rock Cats!
He has an AVG of .277 over there, so I think
a promotion wouldn't hurt him at all." Really .277! wow! he'd kill it in AAA!
7) Fan Interest: 20/100 (30th)
8) You're the worst team in the league... and thats where you were projected!
9) Your team is given good news.... in a bad way... "Alex Varela has lost some momentum, his range at C drops to 10 ..."
"Nick Blackburn's control seems to have taken a bump..." (his control is 10)
10) You rank 17th in top systems which doesn't bode well for future!