2015 Random Mumblings!

[nick]

**** McCann, I'd try VMart.. can't be any worse, you know? Having 3 catchers on the roster helps though, so maybe just keep 'em all up since McCann plays the OF majorly now.

[DiamondDave]

From second best record after the first SIM... to complete crap the next... hopefully I make the trade taht I think will really help... and twist around the lineup and pen a bit, and then it goes back to the ways of winning

Batting AVG: .295 (4th)
Homeruns: 33 (7th)
Walks: 88 (2nd)
Stolen Bases: 57 (1st)
Runs Scored: 149 (4th)

Pitching ERA: 3.80 (7th)
Opponents AVG: .235 (2nd)
HRs Allowed: 22 (8th)
Walks Allowed: 71 (16th)
Runs Allowed: 105 (5th)

[Kingdom]

I think you'll be fine if you continue to be top 10 in.. most everything.

[Halladay_is_God]

my bullpen needs to be better

[Kingdom]

Thanks John Smith, for picking a great time to have a down year.

[HollywoodLeo]

White Sox still in first

[Providence A's]

the only good news for me from the last sim:

Monday 5/15/2015 :
Albert Pujols was named Player of the Week!
He batted .609 in 23 AB, with 4 HR and 7 RBI.

4 homers and only 7 RBIs though...oh well, I'll take it.

[browntown653]

Dead last in hitting, first in pitching...but at least we're 21-17.

[Porter]

Batting AVG: .276 (8th)
Homeruns: 49 (7th)
Walks: 96 (26th)
Stolen Bases: 33 (13th)
Runs Scored: 205 (T-8th)

Pitching ERA: 6.30 (30th)
Opponents AVG: .306 (29th)
HRs Allowed: 65 (30th)
Walks Allowed: 113 (18th)
Runs Allowed: 262 (30th)

My offense is 8th in runs scored?!?!?!? AROD blasted #700. Triunfel has hit safely in 25 of his last 26 games or so. Marmol has a 18.4 K/9 (K'd 14 of his last 15 batters). Porter might have a 7.92 ERA but leads my team in wins with 4? Lobstein had a so-so start to his career. The rest of the pitching sucks, myself included.

[Doppelgänger]

Offense is blowing it. Always something.

[Slyder]

Ryan O'Reily is the best 2-4 pticher in baseball right now. Lineup is getting an overhaul as Plouffe for the first time in his career is not performing. Blake Johnson will now be sent to the scrap heap as I give Keenan a chance in the majors. The pen has actually performed fairly well as a whole.

Batting AVG: .274 (10th)
Homeruns: 26 (27th)
Walks: 87 (30th)
Stolen Bases: 25 (18th)
Runs Scored: 156 (25th)

Pitching ERA: 5.29 (27th)
Opponents AVG: .273 (22nd)
HRs Allowed: 57 (29th)
Walks Allowed: 117 (20th)
Runs Allowed: 206 (T-24th)

[OrioleMagic]

sounds like a few of you should be calling the Mets front office!

[Kingdom]

Everyone calls, but we keep getting the secretary, Frank, who sounds like an 80 year old woman. It's a little weird man, dunno what's going on over there.

[OrioleMagic]

Frank is actually Frankie, which is a nickname for Francis. She smokes 4 packs a day. The Mets are growing frustrated with their first choice of trade partners and have reached out to their second who happens to be sleeping according to his away message. It's all a matter of acquiring the prospects in order of preference on the board in the Mets War Room. Nothing personal.

[Kingdom]

Boom goes the dynamite.