C Kyle Fan: Actually, not the worst thing ever surprisingly. .259 .322 .444
2B Perf Ed: His OPS is under .500 and he sucks defensively
3B Hollywood Leo: OPS under .400 ....HAHAHAHA
RF Louie Eights: Also sucks, but hasn't made an error and actually hit a couple of homeruns
CF Mo Tak: At least he's good on defense, other than that, didn't hit much and insulted people in wheelchairs for liking the Rays
LF Oriole Magicc: Average, better than most everyone and played good on defense. Bless you Jesus.
SP Curtis Ganger: 3 starts, 2 were quality, and he defeated the worst team in the bigs Milwaukee. He pitched well against the division leader dodgers too.
MR Dry Dry: 1 run in 2.1 innings
MR Shadow Jones: 21 strikeouts in 17.2 innings
CL Lee Porter: 6-8, 22 saves, 10 blown saves
4 wins last sim.