Originally, I was thinking September so I can call up everyone. But now I am leaning towards starting it now, so you all could ..welll.. suck for two months instead of one. I'll have to look into it tomorrow but I'll come up with a creative way to do this.
For the lineup:
John Smith and Bryce Harper are starting no matter what. That leaves six spots and they will go to Kyle Fan, Mo Fo Tak, Oriole Magicc, Perf Ed, Hollywood Leo, and Louie Eights. (Lou Milman is out for the year, Bobby Saber is actually a decent prospect, and Jason Fan will have to be a backup)
I am thinking the order of things will be:
1. Kyle Fan C
2. Perf Ed 2B
3. John Smith 1B
4. Bryce Harper SS
5. Mo Tak CF
6. Oriole Magicc LF
7. Louie Eights 3B
8. Hollywood Leo RF
As for pitching, Porter will remain the closer. Shadow will remain the setup. Dry Dry will come out of the pen, replacing Ballesteros and Curtis Ganger will replace Aaron Cook in the rotation.
I'm thinking 10-12 wins in two months, tops.
In a hypothetical scenario, if Browntown or DMBass were to deal themselves to me, they'd start at 3B and Crazy would start in RF, with Leo to the bench (if I got both, Withery at 3B, Town in RF, Crazy and Leo to the bench). If Mission dealt himself to me, same scenario. If Mission dealt me, me, I'd be in the rotation instead of Sonny Gray.