Jurassic Park 2014

[bjd2933]

(Cue epic dinosaur music)

*Pending signing a geezer or two*


SS Felix Pie: 8-8-8-5-5, .270(.323 on base), 24 HR, 87 RBI, 18 SB last season
CF Aaron Rowand: 8-8-7-4-5, .246(.314 on base), 12 HR, 53 RBI, 23 SB last season w/MIN
1B Allan Dykstra: 8-5-8-10-6, .252(.374 on base), 18 HR, 69 RBI, 9 SB last season
3B Alex Rodriguez: 8-9-10-9-4, .279(.357 on base), 24 HR, 82 RBI, 1 SB last season(131 games)
SS Jorge Cantu: 7-8-10-5-6, .260(.320 on base), 12 HR, 53 RBI, 0 SB last season(78 games w/CIN)
RF Rick Ankiel: 8-7-9-7-6, .244(.311 on base), 19 HR, 87 RBI, 0 SB last season
C Adam Moore: 8-7-7-4-6, .295(.326 on base), 10 HR, 65 RBI, 1 SB last season
LF Fred Lewis: 7-7-7-5-4, .284(.337 on base), 7 HR, 44 RBI, 6 SB last season(257 AB)
Pitcher

Bench:

C Yadier Molina: 6-7-6-6-9(9 range, 10 arm, mainly kept on for defense)
1B/LF Eddy Martinez-Esteve: 6-8-9-5-4
2B/SS/3B Jose Lopez: 9-9-4-5-7
3B Joe Crede: 7-8-9-5-7
LF/RF Matthew Weston: 8-7-5-6-3

Rotation:

RHP Tim Lincecum: 10-9-9-8 end, 12-11, 4.55 ERA, 197.2 IP, 222 K, 1.28 WHIP last season
LHP Clayton Tanner: 10-10-10-8 end, 9-11, 3.57 ERA, 189.1 IP, 143 K, 1.24 WHIP last season
RHP Phil Hughes: 10-8-9-7 end, 7-8, 4.39 ERA, 170.1 IP, 166 K, 1.36 WHIP last season
RHP A.J. Burnett: 10-6-7-7 end, 4-6, 3.45 ERA, 57.2 IP, 47 K, 1.34 WHIP last season(relief w/MIN)
RHP Ian Kennedy: 9-8-6-8 end, 12-11, 6.32 ERA, 176.2 IP, 125 K, 1.54 WHIP last season

Mopup: RHP Chris Young: 10-6-7-8 end

Middle 1: RHP Jensen Lewis: 10-7-5-4 end.
Middle 2: RHP Brian Wilson: 10-7-7-3 end.
Middle 3: RHP Craig Whitaker: 10-6-8-8 end.
Middle 4: RHP Chris Young: 10-6-7-8 end.

Setup: RHP Merkin Valdez: 9-5-10-3 end.

Closer: RHP Brian Bruney: 10-8-7-3 end.

We could probably beat your team at BINGO.

I guess its time for Fred Lewis to give this ol' game a ride.

Starting pitching is great 1-3... sketchy 4-5. Bullpen blows. Still may add a fossil or two to the museum.

[nick]

i endorse this thread

[Kingdom]

Nice waste of money on a mop up.

[bjd2933]

Looks like I'm going with Sancez in the rotation instead of kennedy, kennedy in the pen instead of Young, and Cox instead of Whitaker... that gets the ol' season win total up to 71.

[Kingdom]

Even bigger waste of money, nice.

[bjd2933]

Eh, he'll get me that elusive AAA championship.

[nick]

Even bigger waste of money, nice.

KIND OF LIKE... JERRY HAIRSTON Jr.?

[bjd2933]

No, he said waste of money, not waste of sperm.

[nick]

good one +1 rep

[Kingdom]

Accurately describes 95% of San Francisco.

[bjd2933]

I wholeheartedly agree with that statement.