2014 San Diego Closer by Committee

[Kingdom]

Aside from Inoa and Lester being in the rotation and Dick being in the pen, I drew names out to complete everything else. Yes I did. It's that bad. I will now stab my thigh a few times with a ladle. Joyyyyy to the world..... jooooyyy to the world... joy to the fishes in the deep blue sea, joooy to you and me.

Lineup
C: John Smith 8-8-6-8-8
1B: Prince Fielder 9-8-10-7-4
2B: Rickie Weeks 8-8-7-6-6
3B: Freddy Sanchez 9-9-4-4-9
SS: Ronny Cedeno 9-8-6-5-7
RF: Joseph Barre 9-7-6-8-8
CF: Desmond Jennings 9-9-4-6-7
LF: Omar Infante 8-6-5-5-9

Bench
C Jason Jaramillo 8-6-6-6-6
2B Howie Kendrick 8-9-7-4-8
2B BJ Upton 7-9-7-7-8
OF Ben Francisco 7-7-9-7-6
OF Jason Place 7-9-8-4-5


Rotation:
1. Michael Inoa 10-7-7
2. Jon Lester 10-7-8
3. Barry Zito 8-7-9
4. Sean Gallagher 9-7-10
5. Justin Orenduff 8-9-7

Pen:
MR Matt Walker, 9-7-7
MR Aaron Cook, 6-10-9
MR Edwin Jackson, 9-7-8
MR Clay Buchholz, 10-6-8
MR Lyn Hall, 9-6-8
SU Jeffrey Dick, 9-8-7 (DICK, HALL IN THE PEN, IT'S OVER, IT'S OVER)
CL Lee Porter, 8-8-8 (99 PROBLEMS AT CLOSER BUT A BLOWN SAVE AIN'T ONE, HIT MEH!)


Daniel Koga, who actually did well last year and is available to all of you, missed the cut. So did Joe Savery. Need some pitching? Most of what you see is in fact, FOR TRADE!


I'll be looking forward to the next draft again. Go team.

[bjd2933]

It'll be an epic battle for the cellar. I'll put up my best fight though for bragging rights.

[Kingdom]

Just keep signing crappy old guys and you'll do just fine.

[bjd2933]

Done, and done.

[Porter]

I should fully sabotage the Giants shot of being in the Cellar.

[Kingdom]

You're going to be my lone allstar representative, yes you will, YES YOU CAN

[Kingdom]

Decided to put Edwin Jackson in the rotation since he bumped his control up a notch. Jeff Dick became super awesome, but just to make BJD feel like he could beat someone in the NL, I'm staying with Porter99 at closer.

Let's go for 65 wins and another top 5 pick, yeah baby yeah!