2013 Random Rumblings (With a side of KOZ's Dumplings)

[Halladay_is_God]

I'll give Paramore 1-2 seasons, just needs to develop his power, decent rookie year last season

[Kingdom]

I give Jukebox 2 months

[Halladay_is_God]

I just hope he's Mickey Quimet long lost half brother

[Kingdom]

I hope he's uuhhh.. Walter Talamantez's long lost cousin

[Providence A's]

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

bring it on chumpzilla

[Doppelgänger]

Oh I will, madeupwordosaurus.

[Kingdom]

...cowwwwwwwwwwwaaabungaaaaaaa

[Doppelgänger]

exactly.

[Providence A's]

3 last place finishes in a row...I'm not worried about you this season.

[Doppelgänger]

Me neither. I still have no bullpen really, or definite offense. I'm just curious to see how things go and hopefully break 500.

[Kingdom]

Pleasant spring training.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Spring training did nothing in Colorado except injure Cole Hamels

[Providence A's]

rough first sim, but at least there were no major injuries. my teams always seem to start slow.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

YOU had a rough first sim??

Here's a recap of my sim:
-4-9 sim
-Matt Holliday with a .167 sim before losing him for 3 weeks
-Jeff Mathis is hitting .187
-Carlos Zambrano has an 8.80 ERA in 3 starts
-Kerry Wood is 1-2 in save opportunities with a 20+ ERA

The only positive: I lead the league in homers. Shocker there.

[browntown653]

Wow, I didn't realize auto manager was going to call up all my prospects...3 of whom I just acquired and lost talent already. Sweet.