The microphone placement in the crowd at Rogers Centre was outstanding today. It caught two golden moments. The first was during the top of the third inning with Brett Wallace at bat. A fan yelled “TORONTO NEVER WANTED YOU, WALLACE. GO HOME!” It was so audible that it seemed to cause Buck and Tabs to stop in their tracks for a few seconds. A couple innings later, one of the vendors apparently selling water and frustrated by the success of his tip-gathering, alcohol-serving colleagues, shouted, “WATCH THE GAME SOBER, DRINK WATER!” It was classic.