Sim Deadline 3/28 Tuesday 8:00pmEST

[Kingdom]

Ray's had a sub 3 ERA since being with me, hey... something fairly positive for my team.

[Porter]

KOZ we need league of our own where we can beat up on each other and place Porter in the league as well so I can beat up on him again..

Just like the 2 of 3 games you magically lost to me in this sim. With my B- squad.

[Porter]

Porter as bad as my pen is at holding a lead my team is still better win - loss record!

dont use that excuse, im 12-21 in one run games.

[Porter]

A "1" control rating, and 100mph fastball? That sounds dangerous.

I dare people to throw at my stars. I can see it now.

Manager: Farfan i want you to warm up.
Farfan: Why? were up by 1
Manager: I just want you to try one thing.
Farfan: Whats that throw strikes
Manager: NO! *smack* Just throw your fastball normally

Farfan enters game vs *insert star here*

Smacks star with 100 MPH Fastball, injuring the player.

Inserts Farfan at DH. and proceed for him to get plummeled.

[Kingdom]

See, if you tried that on my team, all I have to do is come back with McClung or Rosario. Oooooh, ***** slap time.

[Porter]

Zito- if you tried that with my team, they dont have 1 Control ratings. so I have Ricky Vaughn! pre-glasses.

[Slyder]

watch your head.

[mntwinsfan]

Just like the 2 of 3 games you magically lost to me in this sim. With my B- squad.

that was my d squad in the pen! my rp is terrible. Once my pen wakes up then lets see what happens.

I am 5 games better than you win vs loss wise. WHEN and IF your team has a better record then talk Sh**....

[Kingdom]

Have you seen McClung's number of walks? Dude, don't mess with a West Virginian.

[realmofotalk]

Crazy, why was Berkman batting 6th in my lineup for the last sim when I've had him in the 3-hole for the whole season?

[volzok]

Why does Rodrigo own me?

Thats a good question KOZ. But look at the bright side, at least you didnt have to face Wandy this time

15-4 sim for me to get back in the race for the playoffs. I still think my starting pitching has to play over their heads for me to make the playoffs.

[CrazyEights]

Crazy, why was Berkman batting 6th in my lineup for the last sim when I've had him in the 3-hole for the whole season?

I have no idea. He is listed in the 3rd spot in the game.

[Porter]

that was my d squad in the pen! my rp is terrible. Once my pen wakes up then lets see what happens.

I am 5 games better than you win vs loss wise. WHEN and IF your team has a better record then talk Sh**....

The actual series is LV 5, VAN 3. and really it should be 7-1 with this overachieving team.

And are you employing 5-1-5, Alex Farfan in your pen?

Zito just in case- So far thru 67 IP, he has 30 BBs (4.029 BB/9) so hes half way to McClung lol.

[Raphictor]

So yeah, 16-3. That's pretty kick ass. Dwight "****in" Gooden is the man.

[Kingdom]

Next season is when he finds cocaine.