01. Cincinnati - RF Augustine Narvaez
02. Chicago (N) - 2B Kevin "Merlin" Graham
03. Colorado - CF Bo Jackson III
04. Miami - SP Nolan Ryan III
05. San Francisco - SP Robert Bunnell
06. Anaheim - SP Paul "Tippy" Flynn
07. Boston - 3B Chino "Deftones" Moreno
08. Oakland - SP Raymond King
09. Baltimore - SP Cesar "Pluto" Espinosa
10. Kansas City - SP Joshua Knapp
11. Minnesota - 1B Collin Aleman
12. Texas - LF Scott Navarro
13. Atlanta - C George Costanza
14. Houston - SP Cop "Sergeant" Lou
15. New York (N) - SS Juan "Thunder Punch" Haymaker
16. New York (A) - SS Frank "Wall" Fullilove
17. Cleveland - CF Lenford "Lenny" Leonard
18. Toronto - RF Carlton "Carl" Carlson
19. Tampa Bay - 2B Daron Caple
20. Detroit - MR Emory "Inferno" Heaney
21. Chicago (A) - CL Joseph Berwick
22. Washington - C George Bakken
23. Pittsburgh - C Benny Agar
24. Arizona - SP Fernando Valenzuela III
25. San Diego - SP Dave Stewart Jr.
26. Seattle - 2B Joseph "Lumberjack" Wire
27. Philadelphia - C Jason Bramlett
28. St. Louis - SP Cop "Officer" Eddie