Your 2027 San Diego Padres

[HollywoodLeo]

I still have some minor moves to make for the bench, but other than that I'm set for the season.

Lineup vs RHP
1. 3B Scott "Big Poppa Pump" Steiner 10-10-3-5-5
2. C Steven "Cole Slaw" Krouse 8-9-7-8-7
3. LF Richard Majeski 9-8-10-10-7
4. RF Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway 9-9-10-8-7
5. SS Marquis Lecroy 9-7-9-9-4
6. CF Nicholas "Cajun" Markham 8-7-10-6-9
7. 1B Ed Gledhill 8-7-10-5-9
8. 2B Vito "Dangerous" Zamudio 7-6-7-10-8
9. pitcher

Lineup vs LHP
1. 3B Scott "Big Poppa Pump" Steiner 9-10-3-5-5
2. 2B Vito "Dangerous" Zamudio 8-6-7-10-9
3. LF Richard Majeski 10-9-10-10-8
4. RF Mark "The Undertaker" Callaway 8-9-10-8-7
5. SS Marquis Lecroy 9-7-9-8-4
6. 1B Ed Gledhill 8-7-10-5-9
7. CF Nicholas "Cajun" Markham 7-7-10-6-8
8. C Steven "Cole Slaw" Krouse 6-9-7-8-7
9. pitcher

Rotation
1. Alfred Tardy 10-10-9
2. Kazufumi Yoshimi 8-10-8
3. Josue Caro 9-7-10
4. Sean Gaylord 8-9-9
5. Chauncey Leister 10-4-10

Middle Relief
1. Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat 10-8-10
2. John "Professor" Frink 8-7-9
3. Joshua Kawakami 8-5-10
4. David "Gookie" Wilk 9-4-9

Setup
1. Kyle Best 9-8-7
2. Maurice Getchell 10-6-6

Closer
1. Carl "Red Neck" Edwards 8-9-9

[Kingdom]

Cole Slaw is really not a good nickname. I wonder how his childhood went.

[HollywoodLeo]

Krouse pumps up on cole slaw the way Popeye does with spinnach. It's what's helped him win all those gold gloves.

[Kingdom]

Just didn't pump up his bat, Olive Oil.

[HollywoodLeo]

Popeye stole all the spinnach. Cole slaw only helps your ability to block the plate and throw runners out.

[Kingdom]

Oh right...good point.

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