2010 Random Sim League Posts

[Doppelgänger]

Most under performing offensive sim ever.

[Kingdom]

yeah, i was there when joba the hutt lost to lilly... lilly.

[Doppelgänger]

I was there when Billingley rotted in AAA forever muahahaa

[Kingdom]

You know that holds little value when I have Price in AAA.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

My rotation's top 3 ERA so far:
Daniel Bard: 8.49
Humberto Sanchez: 8.11
Ray Dean: 11.88

somehow i'm still 8-2 with that, so I'll take it

Also, my ENTIRE AA team is ready for AAA. It looks quite funny on the minor league page

[Halladay_is_God]

i'm 6-4 with a lot of good team stat rankings

Batting AVG: .291 (6th)
Homeruns: 7 (T-23rd)
Walks: 41 (2nd)
Stolen Bases: 17 (T-7th)
Runs Scored: 58 (7th)

Pitching ERA: 3.61 (4th)
Opponents AVG: .260 (12th)
HRs Allowed: 8 (T-7th)
Walks Allowed: 23 (3rd)
Runs Allowed: 38 (5th)

only HR has been a disappointment so far

[OrioleMagic]

strange thing:

ARod batting .095

[Banter]

this is the first time ive never had a losing record.... go me

[Izzy]

4-6 and .302 team BA is the second best in league.

Ernie Eichrodt was supposedly be my best young pitcher but what the ****? 0-3 with the ERA of 11 something. Disappointing.

[daniducci]

2-8? Seriously? Can I get a redo here? Apparently, my Moks think we're still in that crappy division in the CSSL where a 2-8 record would have us tied for first place. Did you forget to incorporate my ballpark effects? I specifically designed my team to take advantage of that short centerfield porch. Oh, big surprised, Drew's starting off the season with an ouchie. Day-to-day for the next week. I guess we know what "day-to-day" means for JD. Might as well put him on the 15 day DL.

[Kingdom]

Did you all expect the country to get out of debt in one sim or something?

The world is ending, in the first sim!

[Foster]

Team sucks, I'am blowing it all up.

Batting AVG: .256 (19th)
Homeruns: 8 (18th)
Walks: 36 (7th)
Stolen Bases: 15 (10th)
Runs Scored: 56 (9th)

Pitching ERA: 5.48 (27th)
Opponents AVG: .287 (26th)
HRs Allowed: 11 (T-20th)
Walks Allowed: 23 (T-3rd)
Runs Allowed: 62 (27th)

Only one starter got a win in 10 games. I'am awsome.

[Porter]

Batting AVG: .281 (8th)
Homeruns: 6 (T-27th)
Walks: 28 (T-18th)
Stolen Bases: 11 (T-15th)
Runs Scored: 47 (18th)

Pitching ERA: 5.40 (22nd)
Opponents AVG: .280 (23rd)
HRs Allowed: 10 (T-17th)
Walks Allowed: 28 (11th)
Runs Allowed: 54 (16th)

4-6 Start. But this was without a full roster. And some explain to me how Aaron Miller is hitting 1 for 30

[Kingdom]

I did well after I left. I won't be making an appearance thursday.


Dave Ryan put the booze down, at least for the first month.

[Kingdom]

Okay, so Duchscherer is really that bad. What the ****.