Well thanks for playing a couple of games, Sabo.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I don't think my 5th starter even goes on road trips with my team. One relief appearance in the first 20 games. What a lazy MFer.
Wow. Looks like half my team forgot how to play baseball. Guys who were leaders for me are hitting under .200, or have ERA's over 10. Not a good sign.
After a great start to the season, my team is falling apart. Did they get too overconfident?
No, you named them "Dallas"
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
4-6 sim, a little bit better than my 2-8. Nice to see my team is bringing up the rear with a team batting average barely over the mendoza line.
-Chris
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
This season is the epitome of underperformance for Maui. My 2 best pitchers, both of whom are 5.0 specs and are 8-8-10 and 9-7-10 actuals, have a combined record of 3-5 with ERA's of 4.41 and 4.55. Vlad doesn't have a homer. It's just an all-around embarassing performance
The GM, however, has 5-4-5 potential.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Had an 8-3 SIM with most everyone doing pretty good. My bullpen looks a little shabby and Rogue Pereria doesn't look ready for prime time. I will probably give him just one more SIM. Jeff Francouer is totally getting on my nerves with his under-production.
I'd say it was good...Orlando took over 1st place.
Yes they did, I was excited to see that.
I don't really expect Adam Dunn to have a stellar batting average, but the least he could do is bat above the mendoza line
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Batting AVG: .229 (29th)
You could be hitting worse than this team.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)