2008 NY Mets (We're not gonna collapse this time)

[ljshorty89]

LINEUP
1) RF Carlos "Fast as ****" Gomez (8-8-7-4-5)
2) SS Edgar "I hate Orlando Cabrera" Renteria (8-8-5-6-9)
3) 3B Chipper "Larry" Jones (8-9-9-10-7)
4) LF Carlos "El Caballo" Lee (7-9-10-6-7)
5) 1B Adrian "The Baja Balla" Gonzalez (8-8-7-6-6)
6) DH Kevin "Cowboy Up" Millah (7-9-6-5-6)
7) CF Melky "The Melkman" Cabrera (7-8-6-6-6)
8) C Neil Walker "Texas Ranger" (7-6-8-5-6)
9) 2B Jerry "Junior" Hairston (7-7-5-6-7)

BENCH
C Jake "Salmon" Fox (6-6-6-4-6)
Util Chris "Anyone remember that HR in the 18th inning?" Burke (6-8-5-5-5)
OF Jay "HGH" Gibbons (7-8-8-4-8)
IF Orlando "I hate Edgar Renteria" Cabrera (6-9-4-4-9)

STARTING ROTATION
1. RHP Ben "Dirty" Sheets (10-8-8, 7 END, 53 GB)
2. RHP Jered "Dream" Weaver (8-8-7, 9 END, 52 GB)
3. RHP Anibal "Dirty" Sanchez (8-7-7, 8 END, 70 GB)
4. RHP Brandon "Joe" McCarthy (8-6-9, 9 END, 59 GB)
5. RHP Livan "Rubber Arm" Hernandez (6-6-9, 9 END, 60 GB)

BULLPEN (in reverse)

Closer Eric "The Red" Gagne (10-10-8, 3 END, 71 GB)
Setup Man #1 Dan Wheeler "And Dealer" (8-8-9, 4 END, 68 GB)
Middle Reliever #1 Rafael "Raffy" Betancourt (9-7-7, 3 END, 59 GB)
Middle Reliever #2 John "Token Lefty Journeyman Whitey" Parrish (9-6-8, 2 END, 70 GB)
Middle Reliever #3 Jose "Cap in Yo @$$" Capellan (9-5-7, 4 END, 63 GB)
Middle Reliever #4/Mopup Reliever #1 Tony "The Pitcher" Pena (9-6-6, 6 END, 31 GB)

[HollywoodLeo]

it's 2008

[ljshorty89]

Crap-tastic. Off to a great start. At least it's fixed now.

[Kingdom]

I'm never doing nicknames ever again.

[browntown653]

I'm never doing nicknames ever again.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I'm never doing...o wait, I'm not enough of a loser to do that in the first place

[ljshorty89]

Thanks for all the constructive criticism guys, lol

[Kingdom]

Ok ok.


Constructively give me Cabrera and GAGne

[ljshorty89]

I would love to. I'll even throw in someone with some real talent, if you toss me J-Rey

[Kingdom]

Who the hell is that?

[ljshorty89]

You know who...my favorite shortstop.

Nah, but seriously, I'm not really looking to move my closer.

[Kingdom]

I'd still like Cabrera. I don't really like Cust starting