Long Island Ducks - QUACK QUACK MOTHER ****ERS

[browntown653]

LINEUP
1) SS Ryan "The Riot" Theriot (8-7-6-7-8)
2) 1B Casey "At The Bat" Kotchman (8-7-8-7-6)
3) DH Josh "The Hammer" Willingham (8-10-8-7-6)
4) CF Andruw "Sure to Set the Strikeout Record" Jones (7-8-10-7-4)
5) LF Lew "Gerald" Ford (8-9-6-6-6)
6) RF Melvin "Less Is" Mora (7-6-8-6-5)
7) 3B Andy "The Better" LaRoche (7-7-8-5-7)
8) 2B Andy "THE ****ING MAN" Phillips (6-7-5-7-7)
9) C Yadier "Mets Fan Favorite" Molina (6-7-6-5-8)

BENCH
C Humberto "**** Nicknames, His Name Is Humberto" Cota (6-8-5-3-7)
IF Kevin "Pig Pen" Frandsen (7-7-4-5-6)
SS Mike Morse "Code" (6-7-6-6-6)
OF Geoff "Brett Favre Look-Alike" Jenkins (6-9-8-6-4)
LF Billy "Big Donkey" Butler (7-8-6-5-5)

STARTING ROTATION
1. RHP Joba "The Hut" Chamberlain (10-9-10, 9 END, 65 GB)
2. RHP Matt "How The **** Was I A Second Round Pick?" Belisle (8-6-8, 6 END, 59 GB)
3. RHP Adam "Voldemet" Eaton (9-7-8, 8 END, 64 GB)
4. RHP Aaron "Dennis" Cook (5-9-8, 7 END, 68 GB)
Yup, an Eaton and a Cook in the same rotation

BULLPEN (in reverse)

Closer Francisco "K-Rod" Rodriguez (10-8-8, 4 END, 48 GB)
Setup Man #1 Manny "Bloated" Corpas (9-7-8, 4 END, 45 GB)
Setup Man #2/Middle Reliever #1 Alan "Token Journeyman Lefty Guy" Embree (8-7-8, 2 END, 56 GB)
Middle Reliever #2 Arthur "The Old Man Down The" Rhodes (9-6-7, WTF I JUST NOTICED HE HAS NO ENDURANCE, 54 GB)
Middle Reliever #3 T.J. "Mother" Tucker (7-7-7, 3 END, 63 GB)
Middle Reliever #4/Mopup Reliever #2 Erwin "I Suck Now, But I'm a 10-10-10 Potential" Boley (7-5-8, 3 END, 44 GB)
Mopup Reliever #1 Jason "Polish Prince" Szuminski (7-5-8, 3 END, 45 GB)



TOP PROSPECTS - Look them up yourself. You know how much ****ing time this took me?


Comments are welcome, especially after all the time I just wasted on this.

[henks]

well done.....your creative mind knows no bounds

[Doppelgänger]

Belisle is a stud, no questions asked. Looks like Giantsfan might have some competition for the basement. Now, lets get serious. Offense might be the weak point. Depends on how Jones does for you. Corpas and Rodriguez make for a nice bullpen, and you got a stud for the rotation for years to come.

[browntown653]

Yeah my team will be good down the road, Michael Czerwinski (10-10-8 potential) is a stud, pair him with Joba, a hopefully filled out Belisle...there are some decent players there. No hitting spects though.

[ljshorty89]

Maybe the "-" in Arthur Rhodes' endurance means infinity?

[Kingdom]

Creative my ass.


And Ryan Theriot should be on my team, if you'd get your duck out of your mallard for once.

[browntown653]

You offered me some ***** for him

[NYgiantsfan5689]

Your team sucks.

Your team sucks more

[Kingdom]

You offered me some ***** for him

You yourself never offered period, you duckless quackhole.