My hitting is no real treat....but I can pitch better than that.
-Chris
Don't let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game.
Another 5-5 sim
It's a good thing the other teams in my division don't appear to be that good.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
So uh, Casey Blake apparently started and.. well, he now is tied for the team lead in homeruns (a nod to how sad my offense is). And Crazy gave me the wrong David Sanders, woohoo
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Johnny Damon leads the NL in steals. Yep.
Ladies and gentlemen, Caveman has returned.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Who knew there were two let alone one
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Wow. The Moks have really adapted well to their new field on the USS Ticonderoga deck. Maybe they just have awesome fans, but a 20-7 home record compared to their 13-12 away record seems to be a significant disparity. I'm willing to bet is has a lot to do with getting used to the swell of the ocean. Opposing players seem to deal with a lot of sea sickness over in the visitors' dugout.
8 IP, 5 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 0 BB, 9 K
7.1 IP, 4 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 1 BB, 9 K
7.1 IP, 8 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 9 K
9 IP, 5 H, 1 R, 1 ER, 1 BB, 12 K
9 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 0 ER, 2 BB, 13 K
8.2 IP, 4 H, 2 R, 2 ER, 1 BB, 16 K
Domination.
I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.
Ah, give me something clever to say here.
Goose Gossage loves him and loves his last six starts but says there's no place for his triple fist pump scream gargle combo.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.