2015 Arizona Dbacks front office

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Executive Office:
Principal owners: Ken Kendrick, Cam Cameron, Rick Rickert
Chief Executive of the General Partner of the Board Chair: Jerry Colangelo
Directors of Player Personnel: Alcor Cryogenics Lab, Paul DePodesta's laptop, and Al Davis' isolated brain
Special Assistant to the GM: Jennie Finch
Opposing GMs on Speeddial: Billy Knight and ATLien, The Babcock family

Baseball Operations Staff:
Director, Latin American Operations: Omar Minaya
Directors, Asian Operations: Trung Canidate and Travis Lee
Director of Team Travel: Dennis Erickson (coming soon to a team near you)
Video Instructor: Steve Nash
Assistant Video Coordinator, Stills/Clips: Edison Chen
Conditioning Coach: Charles Barkley
Batting Practice Pitcher: Brett Tomko
Scout, East Coast: David Boston
Scout, Midwest: Brad St. Louis
Ballboy: Larry Fitzgerald

Communications & Special Events:
Director, Player & Media Relations: John Mackovic, replacing Dennis Green (fired, Ed. note: real ****ing surprising)
Press Secretary: Shawn Marion
Directors of Sports Wagering Operations: Rick Tocchet, Connie Hawkins and Hedake Smith
Spanish TV director: Omar Minaya

Facilities:
Landscaper: Omar Minaya
Housekeeping: Omar Minaya

suggestions and applications are welcome

[Hammer]

rick rickert is thrilled he gets to quit his car dealership job in minnesota.

[realmofotalk]

Speaking of car dealerships, former Arizona pro football star Andre Wadsworth owns six of them in Florida. He deserves a place on my staff somewhere.