NBA: San Antonio Spurs-Rumor is Generalissimo is on their long list of international draft prospects.
MLB:
Giants and Dbacks. Giants are a given, plus Felipe Alou turning the Dodgers down and going to the Giants later? I haven't forgotten that. The Dbacks finish with the worse record in the NL, MLB fixes the draft order, and the Dbacks (instead of the Royals under the old rules) get Justin Upton.
NFL:
New England Patriots-Not as much as the teams above, but c'mon, you love this?
NHL:
Detroit Red Wings-I think most non-Wings fans thought it was hilarious for the defending 2002 champs with The Man Who Would Replace Domanik, CuJo, getting shutout by the Ducks in 4 games.