NABSAR - Goody's Fast Pain Relief "500"

[cjkalt]

Carl Edwards

[redsrbetter]

Just a little report on racing real quick. I have never been to a race whatsoever, but last night my borther and I were hanging out in my front yard and we could hear a race in the distance. It was clear that there was a track pretty close. Then we thought; Bristol? No way we could hear that from my front yard.

So I pulled out my Tom Tom and looked for race tracks nearby, and as Foster pointed out weeks ago; Kingsport Speedway is close. 1.9 miles to be exact. It was pretty inviting and if I had a right mind, I would have followed my hear to the track. But I was in the middle of a killer game of keep away against my 2 year old princess and grilling up some of the greatest steaks you will ever have in your life.

But what a sound!

[Foster]

That was UARA racing last night. Here is the story, and you may notice the last names of a couple of drivers Grissom and Pressley, sons of some decent racers from the early 90's.
King is King of Kingsport

[DirtyKash]

A Monday race? I can't get pumped up for that.

[Kingdom]

You pretend as though you have a life.

[Porter]

Well, hot damn. From all appearances, Porter has been dominating this bad boy.

Ive missed a lot of the bonus points chances and I'm only up by 5 points. If anything in the actual races Ive stayed consistent.

[Foster]

Porter laid a beat down on us with a guy with a torn ACL.

Points after Martinsville...
Porter - 108 (2/2/3)
DK - 79 (1/0/0)
cj - 78 (1/0/0)
Foster - 73 (1/0/0)
mofo - 57 (1/1/0)
KoZ - 56 (0/0/1)
Prov - 52 (0/0/0)
bc - 48 (0/0/0)
redsr - 18 (0/0/0)


Porter - Denny Hamlin - 1 (+5, +5)
Foster - Jeff Gordon - 3
Prov - Clint Bowyer - 7
cj - Carl Edwards - 8
mofo - Jimmie Johnson - 9
DK - Greg Biffle - 10
bc- Kyle Busch - 22
KoZ - Kurt Busch - 23

[Kingdom]

Or he got lucky like most people do on a week to week basis.

[Foster]

No I believe all members of NABSAR sit in front of their computers with 6 or 7 spread sheets laid out in front of them agonizing over every detail.

Or throw a dart at the wall.

[Kingdom]

I usually ask Dave Blaney for professional insight.

[Foster]

"Hey Dave, which car passed you the fastest in practice?"

And to think this guy is a legend in Sprint Car racing.

[Providence A's]

Or he got lucky like most people do on a week to week basis.

Yea, I picked Hamlin twice and he didn't do shit for me lol. He was supposed to be serious competition for JJ this year. I don't pick him and he wins. Son of a...

[Foster]

Hamlin comes from a weird background of racing, he has one championship to his name.

He was really good on the short tracks in a Late Model to get his career off the ground. Moved up to Trucks for 5 races in a season, than a full season of Busch/Nationwide were he finished 5th. After that, stright to Cup.

He has never won a title at NASCAR's top level, and the only title he won at his local track was in 1997 in a Mini Stock. A four cylinder junker!!!!!

[DirtyKash]

The secret to Porter's success:

[Porter]

Hamlin at Martinsville = Money

Its his home friggin track people lol.