Just wanted to see how everybody's weekend was.
Mine kind of sucked. I shot myself in the leg, so that wasn't too fun. It kind of hurt. My friend stopped the bleeding. Then I was at the hospital, but it got better so they let me out after about a half a day.
Then the cops came to me and told me my gun was illegal and I'd have to report to them. No big deal though. I was laughing and jokin around with another friend over the phone. The cops are silly.
Then the company I work for told me I had to explain what I did. I was like what? come on guys! it's not a big deal! But I did. No biggie.
Then I got arrested.....yeah, that kind of sucked.
So yeah, that was my weeken......o hold on one sec, the phone's ringing...
Hello....what's that?....WHAT??? O SHIT.......*click*
Um, I gotta go guys. I just got suspended by my team, pissed off millions of fans around the world, my season's over, I could lose $23 million, and I'm facing 7 years in prison minimum.
THIS WEEKEND SUCKED!!!