Eddie Griffin crashes while intoxicated and masturbating to porn

[ATLien]

(CBS) MINNEAPOLIS A lawsuit was filed Thursday against Minnesota Timberwolves forward Eddie Griffin and the Minneapolis Police Department in connection with an accident involving Griffin in late March.

Interim Police Chief Tim Dolan ordered an internal investigation of the incident after the WCCO-TV I-TEAM contacted him last week about the crash, reports WCCO-TV's Caroline Lowe.

The lawsuit alleges Griffin was visibly drunk when he crashed his Cadillac Escalade into a parked Chevy Suburban in front of a store in southeast Minneapolis.

It also claims Griffin told a witness he was watching pornography and masturbating as he drove that night.

[realmofotalk]

Eddie Griffin knows how to pound it two ways at once.

[McKain]

Takes crazy amounts of skill to do that.

[Roy31]

LMAO!!! This is great, im just laughing away here. GO EDDIE!

[Witlon]

Ah, it wouldn't be an NBA offseason without a masturbation story.

[DravenX]

Yet another stupid professional athlete.

[olypride09]

i wouldn't want to be the cop that had to frisk him.....

[GiantsFanatic]

LMAO

[Lynch]

Takes crazy amounts of skill to do that.

I've done it.... well, without the car crash of course.

[Stonedrie2]

I've done it.... well, without the car crash of course.

that is nothing to be proud of. drunk driving sucks.

[Rufio181]

Did Hazmat show up?

[Lynch]

that is nothing to be proud of. drunk driving sucks.

Methinks I need to add the :woosh: smilie to the forums for stonedrie.

[Stonedrie2]

... You said you've done it.. Ie, drove drunk.. What did I miss?

[DirtyKash]

He means the "masturbating to porn while driving the car" part more than the "drinking while driving" part.

[Lynch]

... You said you've done it.. Ie, drove drunk.. What did I miss?

WTF, are you kidding me?

Stonedrie, let me introduce you to a little something the rest of
the world calls sarcasm. Sarcasm.. this is humor... stone dry humor.