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  1. 03-07-2006 06:54 PM #1
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    Natalie Portman Goes Hardcore Rap

    http://www.jperspective.com/2006/03/...rap-video.html

    Pretty funny stuff.
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    oooh....man you almost got me excited. I didn't see the rap part on the thread title.
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    shes still better than 75% of G-Unit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Porter99
    shes still better than 75% of G-Unit.
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    not a big fan of the new hairdo
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    I bet that after this, George Lucas will never use her in another Star Wars movie again.
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    I bet, after he watches V for Vendetta, he'll wish he made her character more emotional/complex and not a cardboard cut out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Providence A's
    not a big fan of the new hairdo
    New?

    She's had this haircut numerous times. She likes short hair and going bald.

    Personally I don't find her as amazingly gorgeous as most people do, even when she has normal hair.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito
    I bet, after he watches V for Vendetta, he'll wish he made her character more emotional/complex and not a cardboard cut out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McKain
    New?

    She's had this haircut numerous times. She likes short hair and going bald.

    Personally I don't find her as amazingly gorgeous as most people do, even when she has normal hair.
    oh, it was the first time I've seen it. I don't watch many movies and don't pay attention to that kinda stuff. I saw a commercial for SNL with her and that hairdo...
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    Ah, I see.

    She has this horrible habit of randomly shaving her head or trimming it really short. It's... bad.
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    just reminds me of Sinead O'Connor...and that's not a good thing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito
    I bet, after he watches V for Vendetta, he'll wish he made her character more emotional/complex and not a cardboard cut out.
    Wah.. wuh.. huh!? Are you insinuating that her Star Wars performances weren't totally gripping? Chick shouda won the oscar for best something all 3 of those years. She wuz robbed I tell ya. Freakin' ROBBED!










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    I love it when people call someone illiterate and misspell illiterate.
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    Done on purpose. I've been doing that for years. Kind of like spelling grammer incorrectly.


    (ie: also go check the NFL site and tell me how many times I've spelled Bart Farve correctly).
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