Classic lines from movies or tv shows

[DirtyKash]

"Do women know about shrinkage?"
"What, you mean like laundry?"

[Dry1313]

Anchorman:
Brian Fantana: I'll give this little kitty an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up.
Ron Burgundy: London Gentlemen? Or no...Blackbeard's Delight...
Brian Fantana: No, she gets something extra special. It's called sex panther. Illegal in 9 states. You know what they say: 60% of the time it works, every time.
Ron Burgundy: That...doesn't make sense.
[Brian Fantana dumps cologne all over his body]
Ron Burgundy: Ooh, it's a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils. Brian, I'm not gonna lie that smells like pure gasoline.
[Brian leaves office, approaches Veronica Corningstone]
Brian Fantana: Hey sweet pea, I've got an invite I'd like to send your way.
Veroinica Corningstone: Ugh what's that smell! It smells like a diaper filled with Indian Food ugh!
Random Guy: It smells like burnt hair on a turd...
Random Girl, hysterical: It smells like Big Foot's dick!

[Roy31]

Patrick Bateman: Harold, it's Bateman, Patrick Bateman. You're my lawyer so I think you should know: I've killed a lot of people. Some girls in the apartment uptown uh, some homeless people maybe 5 or 10 um an NYU girl I met in Central Park. I left her in a parking lot behind some donut shop. I killed Bethany, my old girlfriend, with a nail gun, and some man uh some old ****** with a dog last week. I killed another girl with a chainsaw, I had to, she almost got away and uh someone else there I can't remember maybe a model, but she's dead too. And Paul Allen. I killed Paul Allen with an axe in the face, his body is dissolving in a bathtub in Hell's Kitchen. I don't want to leave anything out here. I guess I've killed maybe 20 people, maybe 40. I have tapes of a lot of it, uh some of the girls have seen the tapes. I even, um... I ate some of their brains, and I tried to cook a little. Tonight I, uh, I just had to kill a LOT of people. And I'm not sure I'm gonna get away with it this time. I guess I'll uh, I mean, ah, I guess I'm a pretty uh, I mean I guess I'm a pretty sick guy. So, if you get back tomorrow, meet me at Harry's Bar, so you know, keep your eyes open.

lol go rent or download the movie "American Psycho".

[DirtyKash]

"Oh yeah? Well, the jerk store called. They're running out of you!"
"What's the difference? You're their all-time bestseller!"

[DirtyKash]

"I go out for a quart of milk, I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amuuuuuuuuuusement park!"

[browntown653]

"Call it."
- Anton Chigurh, No Country for Old Men
"How 'bout a shave?"
- Sweeney Todd
"I...Drink...Your....Milkshake!"
- Daniel Plainview, There Will Be Blood

A little respect for 3 of the best films of the year.

[ljshorty89]

There's a hole in the world like a big black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit it
and it's morals aren't worth what a pig would spit
and it goes by the name of london.
At the top of the hole sit a privileged few
making mock of the vermin and the lower zoo
Turning beauty into filth and greed
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders
for the cruelty of men is as wondrous as Peru
but there's no place like London.

[browntown653]

"Go **** yourself."
"I'm tired from ****ing your wife."
"How's your mother?"
"Good, she's tired from ****ing my father."

"Who let this IRA mother****er in my bar?...Just kidding, how's your mother?"
"She's on her way out."
"We all are, act accordingly."

"You want a smoke? What, you don't smoke? What are you, one of those ****ing fitness freaks? Go **** yourself."

"No one gives it to ya. You have to take it."


A few of the greats from The Departed

[DirtyKash]

With today, Dec. 1, being World AIDS Day, it's time for one of the best quotes from Seinfeld:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LZrVPFE9XA]YouTube - Who Doesn't Want To Wear The Ribbon?[/ame]

[love_that_reefer]

Insert any line from "The Big Lebowski" here_________________________________________.

I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.

[DirtyKash]

ELAINE: Mr. Peterman, you can’t leave.
PETERMAN: I’ve already left, Elaine. I’m in Burma.
ELAINE: Burma?
PETERMAN: You’ll most likely know it as Myanmar, but it’ll always be Burma to me. . . . You there, on the motorbike! Sell me one of your belts!

[nick]

"smell my moustache"

[Slyder]

James Edwards: Why the big secret? People are smart. They can handle it.
K: A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.

Just in case anyone hasnt seen it.

[DirtyKash]

GEORGE: Guess who he put in charge of Fitted Hat Day? Me.
JERRY: Hey look at you.
GEORGE: Yeah, look at me. Now I GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE HAT SIZES OF 59,000 DIFFERENT PEOPLE!!

[HollywoodLeo]

Well, I don't wanna sound like a dick or nothing but it says on your chart you're ****ed up, you talk like a ***, and your shit's all retarded.

Don't worry, scro! Plenty of tards out there living real kick ass lives. My first wife was tarted. She's a pilot now.