Classic lines from movies or tv shows

[General]

Say hello...to my little friend!

[realmofotalk]

"I'd kill a Communist for fun. But for a green card...I'm gonna carve him up real nice."-Scarface

[777rak]

"The force will be with you always"

[awefullspellare]

Definetly classic .

So many great lines from Star Wars I will never forget.

Vader-"You have failed me for the last time!"
Han(I think)-"What a great smell youv'e discovered."

[aTrUeCUBsFaN]

The Princess Bride:
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
Vizzini: Enough of that!
Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead!
Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it!
Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH!!

Inigo Montoya: Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

[missionhockey21]

Clerks:

* Randal to a customer asking about an opinion on two movies:

Randal: "I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am."
Customer: "I beg your pardon?"
Randal: "Your ruse; your cunning attempt to trick me."
Customer: "I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying."
Randal: "And I hope it feels good."
Customer: "You hope what feels good?"
Randal: "I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?"
Customer: (sigh) "Well, this is the last time I rent here!" (She throws the movies to the floor.)
Randal: "You will be missed."
Customer: "Screw you!"
(Customer storms out of the store.)
Randal: (he runs off to the door, yelling) "Hey, you're not allowed to rent here anymore!"
Jay: (yells) "Yeah!"

[DirtyKash]

George: "Mulva!"

[Lynch]

From Fight Club:



Marla Singer: (after hot sex with Tyler Durden): My God. I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

[go_bucs2000]

ANCHORMAN

Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland:The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go.

[DirtyKash]

George: "Jerk store!"

[Fishercat]

Narrator: ... Tobias listens to a day’s worth of his own words, to see what Michael was referring to, ...

Tobias: (On tape.) ...even it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up.

Tobias: Nothing wrong with that.

Tobias: (On tape.) Oh, I’ve been in the film business for a while, but I just can’t seem to get one in the can.

Tobias: It’s out of context.

Tobias: (On tape.) I wouldn’t mind kissing that man between the cheeks.

Narrator: (... and he realized there is something distinct about the way he speaks.)

Tobias: Tobias... you blowhard! (Chuckles.)

[Bosox21]

Super Troopers

Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
Dimpus Burger Guy: Want me to dipa-size your meal for 25 cents?
Farva: Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
Dimpus Burger Guy: It's only 25 cents and look how much you get.
Thorny: Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
Farva: I'll just take a litre o' cola.
Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Literacola? Do we sell literacola?
Dimpus Burger Guy: What's a literacola?
Farva: [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for?
Farva: ?give me my f-ing cola!

[DirtyKash]

With Keith Hernandez being back in the news, we bring back this fantastic exchange. Also in the first post of this thread.


Newman: June 14, 1987 ... Mets. Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error led to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.
Kramer: Our day was ruined! There was a lot of people, you know, they were waiting by the players' parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us. As he passes, Newman turns and says, "Nice game, pretty boy!" Keith continued past us up the ramp.
Newman: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and profound way from that day forward.
Elaine: What was it?
Kramer: He spit on us! And I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
Newman: Then I turned and the spit ricocheted of him and it hit me.
Elaine: Wow! What a story.
Jerry: Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then, you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.

[DiamondDave]

The character Hudson from Aliens (played of course by Bill Paxton) had some of the absolute best.

Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our asses kicked pal!

Well that's great, that's just ****in' great man. Now what the **** are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man... That's it man, game over man, game over! What the **** are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?

Come on! Come on! Come and get it, baby! Come on! Let's go, yeah, come on! Come on! Come and get it you bastards! Come on, you too! Oh, you want some of this? **** you!

Maybe we got 'em demoralized.

Stop your grinnin' and drop your linen...

I say we grease this rat-fu** son-of-a-***** right now!

Gorman: Hicks, meet me at the south lock. We're coming in.
Hudson: He's coming in. I feel safer already.

Hudson: Hey Vasquez, have you ever been mistaken for a man?
Vasquez: No, have you?

Frost: It's hot as hell in here.
Hudson: Yeah man, but it's a dry heat!

Gorman: Apone! Look... we can't have any firing in there. I, uh... I want you to collect magazines from everybody.
Hudson: Is he ****in' crazy?
Frost: What the hell are we supposed to use man? Harsh language?

[redsfan28]

From The Naked Gun:

Drebin: Nice Beaver!
Jane: Thanks. I just had it stuffed.