Classic lines from movies or tv shows

[MarinersFan87]

With Keith Hernandez being back in the news, we bring back this fantastic exchange. Also in the first post of this thread.


Newman: June 14, 1987 ... Mets. Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error led to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.
Kramer: Our day was ruined! There was a lot of people, you know, they were waiting by the players' parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us. As he passes, Newman turns and says, "Nice game, pretty boy!" Keith continued past us up the ramp.
Newman: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and profound way from that day forward.
Elaine: What was it?
Kramer: He spit on us! And I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
Newman: Then I turned and the spit ricocheted of him and it hit me.
Elaine: Wow! What a story.
Jerry: Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then, you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.

This is on right now.

[DirtyKash]

One of my favorite scenes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=WS1LgGjxJ_4

[missionhockey21]

Little Animal House here.

D-Day: Hey, quit your blubberin'. When I get through with this baby you won't even recognize it.
Otter: Flounder, you can't spend your whole life worrying about your mistakes! You ****ed up - you trusted us! Hey, make the best of it! Maybe we can help.
Flounder: [crying] That's easy for you to say! What am I going to tell Fred?
Otter: I'll tell you what. We'll tell Fred you were doing a great job taking care of his car, but you parked it out back last night and in the morning, it was gone. We report it to the police, D-Day takes care of the wreck, the insurance company buys your brother a new car.
Flounder: Will that work?
Otter: Hey, it's gotta work better than the truth.
Bluto: [thrusting six-pack into Flounder's hands] My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.
Otter: Better listen to him, Flounder, he's in pre-med.

[General]

Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny.

[General]

Well, no, this one's better:

The Dude: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh...
Donny: I am the walrus.
The Dude: You know what I'm trying to say...
Walter Sobchak: That ****ing *****...
The Dude: Oh yeah!
Donny: I am the walrus.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the **** up, Donny! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
Donny: What the **** is he talking about, Dude?

[Element]

With Keith Hernandez being back in the news, we bring back this fantastic exchange. Also in the first post of this thread.


Newman: June 14, 1987 ... Mets. Phillies. We're enjoying a beautiful afternoon in the right field stands when a crucial Hernandez error led to a five-run Phillies ninth. Cost the Mets the game.
Kramer: Our day was ruined! There was a lot of people, you know, they were waiting by the players' parking lot. Now we're coming down the ramp ... Newman was in front of me. Keith was coming toward us. As he passes, Newman turns and says, "Nice game, pretty boy!" Keith continued past us up the ramp.
Newman: A second later, something happened that changed us in a deep and profound way from that day forward.
Elaine: What was it?
Kramer: He spit on us! And I screamed out, "I'm hit!"
Newman: Then I turned and the spit ricocheted of him and it hit me.
Elaine: Wow! What a story.
Jerry: Unfortunately the immutable laws of physics contradict the whole premise of your account. Allow me to reconstruct this if I may for Miss Benes as I've heard this story a number of times. Newman, Kramer, if you'll indulge me. According to your story, Keith passes you and starts walking up the ramp. Then, you say you were struck on the right temple. The spit then proceeds to ricochet off the temple striking Newman between the third and fourth rib. The spit then came off the rib turned and hit Newman in the right wrist causing him to drop his baseball cap. The spit then splashed off the wrist, pauses in mid air mind you, makes a left turn and lands on Newman's left thigh. That is one magic loogie.

Haha, in history class we had to make a movie, so I chose JFK for our group, and followed this exact dialogue for our scene! (Except for the names and stuff...)

[Element]

One of my favorite scenes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=WS1LgGjxJ_4

I could spend years viewing content in this link!

http://youtube.com/results?search=Se...&search=Search

[Nolan_Ryan]

"I'll be back"

[DirtyKash]

"I have many gay friends! ...... My father's gay!"

[HollywoodLeo]

George: Quick! Get this thing back in the pizzaria!

Kramer: George, they closed down.

George: Ugh, I need an outlet!

Slippery Pete (electrician): What?

George: Holes! I need holes!

[HollywoodLeo]

*BEEP*

Believe it or not George isn't at home
please leave a message at the beep
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone
where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not hooooome.

*BEEP*

[HollywoodLeo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=http:...?v=U8TnhNxKNlU

[Wolfman]

Rocky 3: When Clubber Lang was ask his prediction of the outcome of the fight (with Rocky Balboa), he replied "PAIN!"

Dirty Harry: "Do you feel lucky? Well do you, Punk?"

Rhett Butler in Gone with the Wind: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn."

[redsfan28]

From Airplane...

Robert Hayes as Ted Stryker: "Surely you can't be serious?"
Leslie Nielsen as the Doctor: " I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."

[DirtyKash]

"You went ... in the shower."
"What was I supposed to do?!?!"
"Ever hear of ... holding it in?"