Greatest Simpsons Quotes

[realmofotalk]

Fat Tony: Greetings, Homer.
Homer: Hey, Fat Tony! You still with the mafia?
Fat Tony: Uh... Uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. Now, Homer, as you no doubt recall, you were done a favor by our, uh, how shall I say - Mafia Crime Syndicate.
Homer: Oh yeah.
Fat Tony: Now the time has come for you to do us a favor.
Homer: You mean the mob only did me a favor to get something in return? Oh, Fat Tony! I will say good day to you, sir!
Fat Tony: Ok. I will go.
(Fat Tony leaves)
Fat Tony: (Realizing what just happened) Ehhhh, wait a minute!

[ljshorty89]

Ralph Wiggum: Me fail english? That's unpossible!

[DirtyKash]

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[brewcrewrock]

U R A GAY haha! there's a country called uragay!

[brewcrewrock]

when homer sees the alien and wrties YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! in the grass

[brewcrewrock]

homer "AND I HATE THE WAY YOU USE THAT WORD QUEER! that's our word to insult you!"

[DirtyKash]

Tonight's Treehouse of Horror was one of the better ones in a long time.

"I've been waiting for you ... and trying to figure out how girls pee."

"Go ahead, kill me. But we're made from the same dinna."
"It's pronounced DNA, you idiot."

The whole Criss Cross, Ding Dong and Ditch, and "TP her" had me rofling. Lisa trying to save the last book in the world, only to realize it's an Arsenio Hall biography, haha. And the Simpsons ditching Apu.

Bart taking a bath in the soup and Lisa being forced to eat it.

[Providence A's]

The last part was weak though (There's Moe to love or whatever it was called).

[realmofotalk]

I'm reminded of this by BUSTer Davis scoring his false hope touchdown.

Right FBI Agent:
Don't worry Mrs. Simpson we've helped hundreds of people in danger. We'll give you a new name, a new job, new identity.

Homer: (Raising hand) Oooh, I want to be John Elway! (Homer starts day dreaming about being John Elway. The ball is snapped to Homer and he dives over the pile into the endzone.)

Announcer: Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's Patanent last second magic the final score of Super Bowl XXX is Denver 7, San Francisco 56.

HomerBack to reality) Woo Hoo!

[Halladay_is_God]

may have already posted his one before but me and my friends laugh all the time over this one, but thats just us

Marge: Homer, I have to go out to pick up something for dinner.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Money's too tight for steak.
Homer: Steak?
Marge: Eh, suuure... steak.

[DirtyKash]

[missionhockey21]

Fantastic. Made even better by the Bronson, Missouri clips that followed.

[Sabu88]

"WOW! My own credit Card!" - Bart
*Kisses SLH*
"Thanks Santos" - Bart
SLH vomits up a quarter
"QUARTER? Well you're just the dog that keeps on giving, aren't ya?" - Bart

[BuckFoston]

“I used to be with it, but then they changed what ‘it’ was, and now what I’m with isn’t it. And what’s ‘it’ seems weird and scary to me.” - Grampa

[BuckFoston]

Homer - "He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life"