In the episode where the Germans buy Burns' plant.
German: We are interested in buying the power plant. Do you think the owner will ever sell it?
Homer: Well, I happen to know that he won't sell it for less than $100 million!
German: 100 million?
German: (opens a briefcase of cash and counts) Oh, don't vorry, we still enough left to buy the Cleveland Browns.
Bart: We're young, rich and full of sugar - what do we do?
Milhouse: LET'S GO CRAZY BROADWAY STYLE!!!
From the Tomacco episode:
[Chief Wiggum drives up and gets out of the car with
Ralph]
Wiggum: Excuse me? Mr. Farmer Man? I promised my son he could
tip over his first cow, and I -- [notices sign] tomacco?
Homer: Yes, it's the latest craze. Try some, won't you? [offers
a free sample]
Wiggum: Go ahead, Ralphie. The stranger is offering you a treat.
Ralph: [takes a bite of a tomacco, but spits it out] Oh, Daddy,
this tastes like grandma.
Wiggum: [takes a bite, and likewise spits] Holy Moses, it *does*
taste like grandma!
Ralph: I want more.
Wiggum: Yeah, me too. We'll take a bushel or a pack or just --
just give it to me. [takes a bushel basket of tomacco
from Homer, and gives him a wad of cash]
Homer: [giggles evilly]
Marge: Can I interest you in a mincemeat pie? They're very --
Wiggum: Does it have tomacco in it?
Marge: No. But I use only the --
Wiggum: Thanks. [walks off]
Post the ****ing quotes. We don't need audio.
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
Don't tell me how to run my own thread.
It's not your own thread. It's the people's thread.
"Players can't get better over time." -GiantsFanatic
From "The Joy of Sect"
(Right after the lawyers break into Flander's house and his "rumpus" room)
Flanders: Now, I pride myself on being a good, so I'm obliged to offer you a beer, but gosh darn it I'm so mad it's going to be mostly head!
(proceeds to fill a glass of beer 1/4 beer, 3/4 head)
Marge: Come on, Homer. Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon.
Homer: That's not how *I* remember it. Besides, if we want to see Japanese people, we could have gone to the zoo.
Marge: [grumbles] Homer.
Homer: What? The guy who washes the elephants is Japanese. His name is Tikashi. He's in my book club!
Originally Posted by General
Post the ****ing quotes. We don't need audio.
Bullcrap! I'd like it if we could get MORE audio. Nothing wrong with it at all. The more, the merrier!
My speakers dont work Lynch.
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