Greatest Simpsons Quotes

[Lynch]

Cool, I'll check my normal places and see if I can find 4.0 or higher. I don't like this version at all. With my old Dell, I have PowerDVD 1.0 which worked great, but didn't take snapshots.

As for the dell laptop though, this one rocks. Inspiron 6000, widescreen, etc, blah blah. Love it. Hard using any other computer now after the high vid quality (especially compared to that Latitude (Celeron600) that I had before).

I'll let ya know what I find. Thanks for the tips.

[DirtyKash]

Bart cracks his fingers...

Bart: Ouch! My bones are so brittle! But I always drink plenty of ...



Bart: ... malk???

[DirtyKash]

After the hospital explodes...

Dr. Nick: Inflammable means flammable? What a country!

[Providence A's]

From "Homer's Phobia"

Bart: "Something about a bunch of guys alone together in the woods...seems kinda gay"



Homer: Marge, the boy was waring a Hawaiian shirt!
Marge: So?
Homer: There's only two kinds of guys who wear those shirts...gay guys and big fat party-animals. And Bart doesn't look like a big fat party-animal to me.

[missionhockey21]

Marge: So, Mr. King. What kind of tale of horror are you working on now?
Stephen King: Oh I don't feel like writing horror right now.
Marge: Oh, that's too bad.
Stephen King: I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man. He discovered electricity, and used it to torture small animals and mountain men. And that KEY he tied to the end of a KITE..... IT OPENED THE GATES OF HELL!!!!!!!!!!
Marge: Well.... let me know when you get back to horror.
Stephen King: Will do!

[DirtyKash]

The family visits a cider mill cabin.

Marge: I feel sorry for everyone who's cooped up inside watching the seventh game of the World Series.
Homer: Yeah, they won't learn anything about apples today.

[Lynch]

Homer: [drunk] Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

[Lynch]

Trent Steele: The man knows what he likes.
Homer: Just taking care of business.
Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele.
Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power.
Trent: Oh, hey! Great name!
Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer.
Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch?
Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four.
Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai?
Homer: Tie good. You like shirt?

[Lynch]

Chief Wiggum on phone: Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA.
Marge: Oh my god! He's dead?
Chief Wiggum: Oh, I'm sorry. He was DUI. I get those two confused. (hangs up phone)
Woman walks in: My name is Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband was DUI?
Chief Wiggum: Uh... talk to one of those officers over there. I'm going to lunch.

[missionhockey21]

From the episode where Homer divides the town due to the addition of a second area code. Kent Brockman is speaking of the poor side of the split, 'New Springfield.'


Kent Brockman: Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use low-brow expressions like "oh yeah?" and "come here a minute!"
Homer: Oh yeah? They think they're better than us, huh? Bart, come here a minute!
Bart: You come here a minute!
Homer: Oh yeah?

[DirtyKash]

Homer comes in to the hotel room and is mad at Bart.

Bart: Remember, this trip is all expenses paid!

[Lynch]

Homer: From now on, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way.
Bart: Isn't that just the wrong way?
Homer: Yeah, but faster!

[DirtyKash]

Reverend Lovejoy: Wait a minute, this sounds like rock AND/OR roll!

[Lynch]

Ahaha.. always loved that episode


"In the garden of eden baby..... (to In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida)"

[missionhockey21]

Homer: "I've figured out the boy's (Bart for stealing) punishment. First: he's grounded. No leaving the house, not even for school. Second: no eggnog. In fact, no nog, period. And third, absolutely no stealing for three months."