Greatest Simpsons Quotes

[Lynch]

Kash: You've been watching Season 6 lately haven't you!?

Seems that just about all of your most recent quotes are ones that I very readily recall, and that would be because I just watched season 6 about 3 times in the past couple of weeks with the kids. Nothing wrong with it.. just asking.

[DirtyKash]

Kash: You've been watching Season 6 lately haven't you!?

Seems that just about all of your most recent quotes are ones that I very readily recall, and that would be because I just watched season 6 about 3 times in the past couple of weeks with the kids. Nothing wrong with it.. just asking.

Haha, yeah. The DVD came out just over a month ago and I've been playing it over and over, alternating between no commentary and then commentary. Good stuf. I can't wait for season 7.

[DirtyKash]

A picture is worth a thousand words... When Homer goes to the Candy Convention.

[DirtyKash]

In Homer Loves Flanders ... Ned is driving with Homer in the passenger seat. They pass Lenny and Carl in the parking lot and Homer doesn't want them to see him hanging out with Ned, so he pushes Ned down.

Lenny: "Hey look, Homer's got one of those robot cars!"

(car crashes and explodes)

Carl: "... one of those American robot cars."

[DirtyKash]

A classic one from the Who Shot Mr. Burns... Homer is writing "I AM HOMER SIMPSON" repeatedly in Mr. Burns' office, and Mr. Burns comes in with this quote:

Mr. Burns: Who the devil are you?

[DirtyKash]

Bart: I wanna buy a copy of Bonestorm, here's 99 cents.

Comic Book Guy: Sigh. Allow me to summarize the proposed transaction. You wish to purchase Bonestorm for 99 cents. Net profit to me: negative 59 dollars. (opens cash register) Oh oh please take my 59 dollars, I don't want it, it's yours!

(Bart tries to grab the money)

Comic Book Guy: eh eh eh...seems we are unfamiliar with sarcasm, I will close the register at this point.

[Lynch]

A picture is worth a thousand words... When Homer goes to the Candy Convention.

DK: are you taking those snapshots or screenshots yourself? If so, how the hell are you doing it!?!?!? On my computer, whenever I try to take a screenshot from any dvd, it comes up black.

[DirtyKash]

DK: are you taking those snapshots or screenshots yourself? If so, how the hell are you doing it!?!?!? On my computer, whenever I try to take a screenshot from any dvd, it comes up black.

Yeah. That's because DVDs are played with hardware acceleration from DirectX. It's like another layer of the screen, or however that's supposed to be. Anyways, PowerDVD has a Capture Frame function, which is neat.

[missionhockey21]

Edna: Is there a Mrs. Comic Book Guy?
Comic Book Guy: Well I was married once. In an online fantasy game. We were thinking of having children but that would have severely drained my power crystals.

[DirtyKash]

Edna: Is there a Mrs. Comic Book Guy?
Comic Book Guy: Well I was married once. In an online fantasy game. We were thinking of having children but that would have severely drained my power crystals.

Comic Book Guy =

Here's a good one:

Marge: Homer! Are you all right?
Homer: N.....no.
Hutz: Mr. Simpson, don't you worry. I watched Matlock in a bar last night. The sound wasn't on, but I think I got the gist of it.

[Saber]

Colonel Klink, why have you forsaken me!?

[DirtyKash]

Hutz: All right gentleman. I will take your case. But I will require a thousand dollar retainer.
Bart: A thousand dollars. But your ad says "no money down".
Hutz: Oh, they got this all screwed up.
Bart: So you don't work on a contingency basis?
Hutz: "No, money down."

[DirtyKash]

I re-watched the episode "Lisa's Wedding" yesterday, where they look into the future at the Simpsons family in 2010. FUNNY episode, funny funny funny I laughed so much. Here's a good one:

Bart: Wow, Lisa, looking at you makes me want to get married for a third time. I met a really nice exotic dancer the other night at Hugh's bachelor party.

Lisa: Hugh didn't have a bachelor party.

Bart: We had one in his honor.

Lisa:

Bart: I had one in his honor.

Lisa:

Bart: I went to a strip club.

[Lynch]

Yeah. That's because DVDs are played with hardware acceleration from DirectX. It's like another layer of the screen, or however that's supposed to be. Anyways, PowerDVD has a Capture Frame function, which is neat.

Which version (god I hate your fonts!!!)

I bought a new laptop less than 3 months ago (Dell) and it's got PowerDVD on here, but it looks nothing like my old PowerDVD on my previous laptop. This is a big ugly blue screen "Powered By Cyberlink"

The thing is brutal. Looks like it was coded by someone working on a fuggin' MAC.

[DirtyKash]

Ah yeah, I know what you mean. I, too, have a Dell laptop (it's a piece o' shit Inspiron 1100, an older model). Dell has its own version of PowerDVD and I got so fed up with it, that I had to uninstall that, and install the classic version of PowerDVD that you'll find anywhere else (version 4.0 is what I got). Holla back.