Originally Posted by
ghettochild
If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
A license must be purchased before hanging clothes on a clothesline.
It is illegal to fish for whales on Sunday.
The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
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i could see a lot of these being really really old times, because back then, if you weren't wealthy, you were stupid (hence the electoral college) and so they had to define a lot of these