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  1. 11-06-2005 01:10 AM #1
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    So, R Kelly's Urban Opera... am I alone in finding it hideously retarded?

    Moreso for the content than the concept.

    The fact that everyone is cheating on every one else, and everyone they're cheating with is somehow entangled in relationships with everyone else... I don't even know what the **** I just started saying, this is the most ridiculous concept I've ever seen put to use in a movie or music video, anyone agree?
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  2. 11-06-2005 01:51 AM #2
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    I think you're alone in the fact you're the only one watching it.
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    I love it.
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    No clue wtf this even is, nor do I care. After wasting 15 minutes of my life (that I'll never get back) watching his "jerking off in a closet" videos, I'm 100% done with this child molester. Well, I was already long since done before the videos came out due to his love of 14 yr old children. Loser!!!
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    The Trapped in a Closet videos *are* the Urban Opera.
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    turn away, young man, turn away... you musn't watch
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    This thing is still on? Wouldn't know, since I tend to not watch VH1 and MTV anymore.
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    VH1 has aired parts 1 through 8.

    You can buy parts 1 through 12 now on DVD at your local store!

    Who the **** would want to buy this on DVD.
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    There are TWELVE parts to this silly shit? 1-5 was bad enough. Egads.

    Yeah, R&B/Hip-Hop is such a great, stand-up genre. How could I not know this already.
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    You seem adamant about how it sucked so much, yet you watched?
    Why Senator, why?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lynch
    There are TWELVE parts to this silly shit? 1-5 was bad enough. Egads.

    Yeah, R&B/Hip-Hop is such a great, stand-up genre. How could I not know this already.
    I think he's just pop now, since he's gone way way way way [way x10] downhill.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kingdom_of_Zito
    You seem adamant about how it sucked so much, yet you watched?
    Why Senator, why?
    I took the time to download the first 5 parts adn after watching the start of it, I was hoping and praying it'd get better I guess. Dumbass me.



    But at the same time, it's like a kid that pulls the wings off a fly. You don't just do it and then walk away. You sit and watch for a while. Similar to a car crash. Looking and hoping no one is dead, yet you can't help but take a peek as you inch past looking for blood and guts.

    Would have been nice to see R Kelly get his ass kicked by someone (anyone, maybe especially that faggy hubby). Perhaps that happens in chapters 6-12 (one can still wish, can't one?)
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    there was more than 5 parts?!?!?!?

    i only saw 1 thru 3.
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    Part 5 ends with him finding out the ***** he was cheating on was cheating on him with a cop that pulled him over on his way home to chew out his woman for a man answering the phone when he called from the apartment where he was cheating on her.

    Yes, I HOPE that ruins it for someone cuz it's one of the lamest things ever put out (and hyped).
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    [scratches head] Were any kids harmed in the making of ....aaiiiight just kidding.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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