the silent shit stand-off battle, do you people know what i'm talkin about?

[ghettochild]

so i know that personally, if i'm in the shitter with someone else in room at the same time, i try to wait to 'explode' until there's some other loud noise as well, such as someone else in the room flushing their toilet, starting the hand dryer, etc..

but today the funniest twist on this classic tale happened.. the guy sitting in the stall next to mine must've been accustomed to the same game!

we both sat there, perfectly silent, waiting for the first one to make their move.. probably for a good 5 minutes!

i had an advantage though, as i knew i was dumping a particularly runny load, so i was able to quiettly tear off a couple squares to create a silent landing pad.

it worked flawlessly, and i was able to finish up without makin a sound..


sure enough, soon as i flushed..


PPTTPFHHHTHFPHPPPHSSSSPLLOOOOSHSPLASHPLOOOSH



i left the bathroom laughing audibly.. funniest thing ever.


anyone else ever had a similar encounter?

[Element]

A window into the life of ghettochild......

[Providence A's]

Sorry...I try to avoid breaking the Golden Rule (not taking a dump at work, restaurants, etc.). I prefer to take dumps in the privacy of my own home thank you very much.

[Kingdom]

now that shit is funnnyyyy

[ATLien]

Wow.

Are you serious?

[RockSports17]

so i know that personally, if i'm in the shitter with someone else in room at the same time, i try to wait to 'explode' until there's some other loud noise as well, such as someone else in the room flushing their toilet, starting the hand dryer, etc..

but today the funniest twist on this classic tale happened.. the guy sitting in the stall next to mine must've been accustomed to the same game!

we both sat there, perfectly silent, waiting for the first one to make their move.. probably for a good 5 minutes!

i had an advantage though, as i knew i was dumping a particularly runny load, so i was able to quiettly tear off a couple squares to create a silent landing pad.

it worked flawlessly, and i was able to finish up without makin a sound..


sure enough, soon as i flushed..


PPTTPFHHHTHFPHPPPHSSSSPLLOOOOSHSPLASHPLOOOSH



i left the bathroom laughing audibly.. funniest thing ever.


anyone else ever had a similar encounter?

Never had that type of experience. I try not to use the bathroom at a public place, but anytime I do, I cared less about shitting silently.

[HuskerFan2002]

I try to not go to the bathroom at public places. If I have to go, I have to go, but I take extra precautions. You know, like I put toliet paper around the stool so my ass doesn't have to touch someone else's ass whoever was there before me.

[ATLien]

I try to not go to the bathroom at public places. If I have to go, I have to go, but I take extra precautions. You know, like I put toliet paper around the stool so my ass doesn't have to touch someone else's ass whoever was there before me.

Don't you live in a college dorm?

[HuskerFan2002]

Don't you live in a college dorm?

Nah, I live at home.

I'm saving my money to buy a real place to live later in life.

[ATLien]

Nah, I live at home.

I'm saving my money to buy a real place to live later in life.

Dorm's aren't a real place?

I hear ya. I lived in a dorm last year, but now I live in an apartment with my best friend.

[HuskerFan2002]

Dorm's aren't a real place?

I hear ya. I lived in a dorm last year, but now I live in an apartment with my best friend.

Yeah, dorms are about the size of a closet.

[ATLien]

Dorms are tiny as ****, but they are fun as hell too.

Weed, XBox, Liquor, Girls, DVDs, Poker.. does it get any better? Didn't think so.

[Lynch]

we both sat there, perfectly silent, waiting for the first one to make their move.. probably for a good 5 minutes!

i had an advantage though, as i knew i was dumping a particularly runny load, so i was able to quiettly tear off a couple squares to create a silent landing pad.

[Lynch]

Sorry...I try to avoid breaking the Golden Rule (not taking a dump at work, restaurants, etc.).

You my friend are losing out on the work one. Restaurants? Hell no. But work? Egads man, that's as good as it gets. Getting PAID to take a load off yer mind? How can it get better than that?!

[General]

Ghetto..thanks for the insight.