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    Which level of hell are you destined for?


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    Fifth Level of Hell

    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

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    Purgatory, but I scored high in the 8th level.
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    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.
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    7th leavel of hell

    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Very High
    Level 4 | Very High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High
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    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | High
    Level 4 | Moderate
    Level 5 | High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
    Level 7 | High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Moderate

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    I just hope I don't end up with Lucifer and Brutus down at the very bottom and end up having to clmb over him(Lucifer) like Dante did in his Inferno.
    The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)

    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.

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    I thought it was Brutus and Judas? Hmmmm.
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    There are actually three who are being held by Lucifer(which is why I mentioned him): Brutus, Cassius and Judas. Of course they are all the biggest sinners of all because they betrayed those who trusted them(they were traitors).
    The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)

    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.

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    They all betrayed JC! Julius Caesar or Jesus Christ. We talked about it briefly in Latin class .
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    The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very High
    Level 1 - Limbo | Low
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Moderate
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
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    Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!

    I am wrathful and gloomy. I blame the masturbation.
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    Yeah, I discussed it in my World Literature II course. Interestingly enough, we did a lot of Greek stuff in that class, and the guy teaching the class was from Greece.
    The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)

    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.

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    Your fate has been decided....
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
    Purgatory

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    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
    The Simpson family gathers around, as Homer places Bart's passed test on the fridge.)

    Homer: We're proud of you, boy.

    Bart: Thanks, Dad. But part of this D-minus belongs to God.

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    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
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    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful Low
    Level 3 Gluttonous Low
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
    Level 7 Violent Low
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
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