Even though you have about an hour left of being 23.
Even though you have about an hour left of being 23.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Happy Birthday Chief
One-Time TBL Champ
Baltimore Orioles (2018)
Three-Time S3SL Champ
Pittsburgh Pirates Detroit Tigers St. Louis Cardinals
2012 B/S Keeper League Champ - Boston Terror
Happy birthday, Bastard™
Last edited by Porter; 07-24-2014 at 01:12 AM.
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
Have a good one, ya Bastard.
League Team Record Playoff Record Division Titles Wild Card LDS Wins LCS Wins WS Wins Years as GM MSL Mariners 293-517 (.362) 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 2055-Present TBL Phillies 559-413 (.575) 20-24 (Series Record 2-6) 4 1 2 0 0 2013-End MSL Tigers 124-362 (.255) 0-0 0 0 0 0 0 2052-2054
League Team Record Playoff Record Division Titles Conference Titles Championship Wins Years as GM KBSL New York Knicks 58-24 (.707) 9-7 (2-1 series record) 0 0 0 0 0
Happy Birthday, sir.
Happy Birthday!!!
League Team Division Titles Wild Card WS Wins Years as GM MSL Seattle 0 0 0 1
Seattle GM since July 2065
Royals GM since January 2005
Oakland GM in MSL History
3 Division Titles (4 Wild Card Berths) 1 World Series
RIP TBSL Los Angeles Angels 2012 WS Champs
Happy Birthday!
Thanks homies
League Team Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL Kansas City Royals (NYY/TB) 3611-3517 1 14 8 7 TBL Cleveland Indians 1084-698 2 5 2 1 HSL Chicago Cubs 2071-1764 1 9 4 1
I was going to make a pardoy of "Birthday Sex" and change it to "Birthday Sim" basically instructing Trendy to sim last night for his birthday, but I was too tired to come up with a good paradoy to the first verse and closed the window.
I'll just go with the standard "Happy Birthday"
League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
Happy Birthday Bastard, I found internet just to say that to you...
.... and homiette.
The outlook on this birthday is TRENDYing up!!!
Happy Birthday!
he's probably beyond wasted right now... at 1:30pm
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
I wish! 7 couldn't get here soon enough. I'll try to be sober for the sim tomorrow though.
League Team Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL Kansas City Royals (NYY/TB) 3611-3517 1 14 8 7 TBL Cleveland Indians 1084-698 2 5 2 1 HSL Chicago Cubs 2071-1764 1 9 4 1
Drunk sim? Welp, that's Leo's next adventure.
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.