League Team years Record Wild Card Division Pennants Titles MSL San Diego Padres 2034-2059 2,217-1,995 1 6 3 1 TBL Arizona Diamondbacks 2005-2018 1,216-1,053 1 9 6 3 TSSL San Diego Padres 2015-2021, 2024-2028 1,017-928 0 7 3 2 TSSL Texas Rangers 2029-2033 396-414 0 0 0 0
2003 Hybrid World Champion (115-47 reg season, 11-4 playoffs)
TBL: Anaheim Angels 2006-present (238-244 regular season, 1 division title)
MSL: St Louis Cardinals 2013-present (2734-2936 regular season, 5 division titles, 2 championships)
TSSL: Seattle Mariners 2006-2029, Pittsburgh Pirates 2030-present (209-277, 5 division titles w/SEA, 1 championship w/SEA)
A) Not sure how fat PFF is but he would be the first to go for obvious reasons. His last words would probably have to do something with Bonds.
B) I could see myself bonding with Mofo prior to the 2010 World Series but ever since, he's not the same. But get me a beer and a blunt (I don't really smoke blunts) and I could bond with anyone, even Mofo.
C) Leo would be the lone survivor but I hate the Padres just the same as the Dodgers and I don't really hate either. I'd be less likely to get my ass kicked at a Padres game
Mofo is stuck on the island....with the McCourts, Hurley, and Gilligan
Baseball MECA!
Baseball anarchy?
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.
Tobywan, which former player/prospect were you most disappointed to see not turn out to be worth a damn and ever really make it? (in regards to the Rays, of course)
Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
Ted: Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
Barney: Circle gets the square!
The 2074 MSL NL Gold Glove Recipient at Third Base.