Sweet Sixteen (Youppi! Regional) - 3) Porter99 vs 2) browntown653

[Porter]

porter's daughter vs. brewcrewrock

She would win 17-0

[Porter]

No Porter, you don't understand, you could have defeated us with a nutless monkey at quarterback. Seriously. A nutless monkey.

All you needed to do was pass the football. Robinson got it mixed up. We have a swiss cheese secondary.

[Foster]

She would win 17-0

Ouch. But sadly he would have done better than me in this tourny.

[browntown653]

no you bloke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 he can play cricket

[browntown653]

Ouch. But sadly he would have done better than me in this tourny.

You had a fairly rough draw.

[Kingdom]

bret farvve is beter thann gyus ferette212!!!!1

[Foster]

You had a fairly rough draw.

True, I may have stood a better chance against Jesus, but than again, you never know.

[ljshorty89]

All you needed to do was pass the football. Robinson got it mixed up. We have a swiss cheese secondary.

First off, that's part of the point. Greg Robinson is the biggest ****ing idiot to ever get a job in Division 1 College Football.

Second off, we would need a Quarterback, rather than a large tackling dummy. In place of our so called "Offensive Line" we would need the architects of the levees in New Orleans(that'd be an improvement!), and instead of Taj Smith and Mike Williams(two of the saddest excuses for Wide Receivers I've ever seen) we'd need....idk....a mailbox woulda been better.

[browntown653]

You mean blocking WRs? Because Williams caught, well, lots of TDs

[ljshorty89]

Yeah. He caught like 10. Of course most of them came when we were losing by 30....

[Kingdom]

True, I may have stood a better chance against Jesus, but than again, you never know.

God damn you.

[Porter]

Take Locker away and you might actually complete a pass.

No the receivers would drop the passes. And we wouldnt have a running game either.

[browntown653]

Yeah. He caught like 10. Of course most of them came when we were losing by 30....

Not his fault our defense sucks.

[Porter]

First off, that's part of the point. Greg Robinson is the biggest ****ing idiot to ever get a job in Division 1 College Football.

Second off, we would need a Quarterback, rather than a large tackling dummy. In place of our so called "Offensive Line" we would need the architects of the levees in New Orleans(that'd be an improvement!), and instead of Taj Smith and Mike Williams(two of the saddest excuses for Wide Receivers I've ever seen) we'd need....idk....a mailbox woulda been better.

What about Rich Kotite.

[Foster]

God damn you.

He did, and now I am a Blue Jays fan for the rest of my life.