what's the worst thing you've ever done

[redsrbetter]

Drank Orange Julius

[brewcrewrock]

leo how old where u when that car thing happend, is it true?

[HollywoodLeo]

leo how old where u when that car thing happend, is it true?

[henks]

OK, here's the situation
My parents went away on a week's vacation and
They left the keys to the brand new Porsche
Would they mind?
Umm, well, of course not
I'll just take it for a little spin
And maybe show it off to a couple of friends
I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood
Well, maybe I shouldn't
Yeah, of course I should
Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot
I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block
That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking
I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking
You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions
I honked my horn just to get her attention
She said, "Was that for me?"
I said, "Yeah"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "Come on and take a ride with a hell of a guy"
She said, "How do I know you're not sick?
You could be some derranged lunatic"
I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince -
Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"
She agreed and we were on our way
She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word
We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive
We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes
She kicked her shoes off onto the floor
She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"
She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas
We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast
The sun roof was open , the music was high
And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh
She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far
I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car
We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche
And to make this long story short (short)
When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell
I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"
I almost had a heart attack that day
Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway
I was arrested, the car was impounded
There was no way for me to avoid being grounded
My parents had to come off from vacation to get me
I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me
My parents walked in
I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"
They didn't speak
I said, "I want to plead my case"
But my father just shoved me in the car by my face
That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived it
They took turns, One would beat me while the other one was driving
I can't believe it, I just made a mistake

Nice poem

[henks]

Drank Orange Julius

little does he know i pissed in it before he got it

[hot_corner_gurl]

Oh God this thread is just gross. You're like my brothers, comparing their "battle scars" to boost their egos. *sighs* Men.


Anyways, the worst thing I've ever done was, well, there's a few. First is skipping a whole week of school to go to LA with friends. Second is beating up three guys in as many days because they insulted me, my beliefs, and my integrity. Third is completely destroying my HS's computer system on the last day of HS. All the grades were lost. It was hilarious.

[HollywoodLeo]

So, that's 2 people in this thread that couldn't spot Fresh Prince song lyrics.

[Bon Bon]

Leo, I knew that was Will Smith or back in the day know as the Fresh Prince. I think my sister owned that CD.

[brewcrewrock]

i didnt

[HollywoodLeo]

Here's the video

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O4sSZc2WCU"]YouTube - DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince - Parents Just Don't Understand[/ame]

You'll have to click on the top part of the video to go to the actual YouTube page.

I can't find a version that can be embedded.

[DirtyKash]

Third is completely destroying my HS's computer system on the last day of HS. All the grades were lost. It was hilarious.

That's not cool.

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I think it's quite funny actually

[Bon Bon]

Brett did they ever figure out who screwed with the computer?

[hot_corner_gurl]

Brett did they ever figure out who screwed with the computer?

No, not that I know of...they still think that it was a bug that did it, not a student!

[Kingdom]

Oh God this thread is just gross. You're like my brothers, comparing their "battle scars" to boost their egos. *sighs* Men.


Anyways, the worst thing I've ever done was, well, there's a few. First is skipping a whole week of school to go to LA with friends. Second is beating up three guys in as many days because they insulted me, my beliefs, and my integrity. Third is completely destroying my HS's computer system on the last day of HS. All the grades were lost. It was hilarious.

That doesn't seem bad to me.
Just sayin'