what's the worst thing you've ever done

[HollywoodLeo]

I pissed in a soda machine once while intoxicated, right where the sodas come out.

That's probably my real answer to the thread title.

[Bon Bon]

I pissed in a soda machine once while intoxicated, right where the sodas come out.

That's probably my real answer to the thread title.

Ewwwwww, I can only imagine the next person coming in to get a soda. Hmmmm, it that a new flavor they have?

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I pissed in a soda machine once while intoxicated, right where the sodas come out.

That's probably my real answer to the thread title.

ahahahahahaha THAT'S a great story

[DiamondDave]

I once peed on my neighbor's front lawn.

I've pissed on more lawns than I can probably count... also more dumpsters.... more cars.... off more bridges.. in more rivers and streams...

also in a couple of gas tanks... into an open top convertible... on my worst enemy (after beating the snot out of him)

God.. thinking about it... that's a lot of wizz

[NYgiantsfan5689]

I pissed on a DJ machine after a frat party while wasted. that was the night my friend shit himself while talking to a girl cuz he was so drunk.........hahaha "um...i'll be right back" *bolts out the door*

[brewcrewrock]

It was a movie quote from High School High

The quip about Cricket was from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

i dont get it...and what is wrong with a English guy liking cricket.

[HollywoodLeo]

i dont get it...and what is wrong with a English guy liking cricket.

Nothing at all. I was just quoting a line from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when Casey Jones pulls out a cricket stick to fight Rafael with.

[Halladay_is_God]

5 cents when was that back in 1930? A gumball out of those machines around here cost 50 cents.

Bazooka was only 5 cents

[brewcrewrock]

Nothing at all. I was just quoting a line from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when Casey Jones pulls out a cricket stick to fight Rafael with.

oh yeah! lol i remember that scen, rafeal says "dude, nobody knows cricket!" then casey says, "yeah i'll teach you" and then he smacks him with the cricket BAT!, not a stick a BAT and then casey says "6 runs" how does casey know what cricket is anyways, lol were the writers English

[Bon Bon]

Oh that is that gum that is always hard as a rock with the cartoons in it?

[browntown653]

that was the night my friend shit himself while talking to a girl cuz he was so drunk.........hahaha "um...i'll be right back" *bolts out the door*

Yes

[HollywoodLeo]

Oh that is that gum that is always hard as a rock with the cartoons in it?

I used to always get the bazooka joe gums and try and get good fortunes.

[Bon Bon]

The things you'll do when intoxicated. There seems to be a lot of pissing all over the place and even someone shitting themselves. Oh how lovely.


Leo, did you ever get a good fortune?

[DiamondDave]

Ahh... but someone has to do the ultimate drunken 'bad shitting' experience... be at a party at someone's house you hate, or somehow just get in there some time for another reason... be all drunk after making sure you never took a shit before you went there... get into the bathroom take the lid off the top of the toilet and let it all go into the reservoir tank... put the lid back on and promptly leave the party... your enemy will be wondering why every time he flushes, the water is brown and smells like shit....

The classic "Upper Decker"

[NYgiantsfan5689]

^

o man, +rep for that, that's such a good idea. i love it.