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  • Shaves his legs, armpits and pubes

    1 8.33%
  • Once impregnated Lindsay Lohan

    2 16.67%
  • Has a deeper knowledge of movies than Roger Ebert

    1 8.33%
  • Pees sitting down

    5 41.67%
  • If Al Pacino's long lost twin brother

    3 25.00%
  • Has a crystal skull

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Thread: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

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    Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Why so serious?

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    You knew it was coming.
    LeagueTeamyearsRecordWild CardDivisionPennantsTitles
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    TBLArizona Diamondbacks2005-20181,216-1,0531963
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    TSSLTexas Rangers2029-2033396-4140000

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    hooo haaaaaa
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Bump. Need more votes up in here.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Wow, how'd I miss this?
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    he's a regular guy like you and me

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    He once impregnated Lindsay Lohan. Trust me. I live one town away from her....EVERYONE has once impregnated Lindsay Lohan.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Quote Originally Posted by ljshorty89 View Post
    He once impregnated Lindsay Lohan. Trust me. I live one town away from her....EVERYONE has once impregnated Lindsay Lohan.
    LMFAO excellent logic there
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    Life: Its gots to be funky.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Even though I had to use listerine and not for my mouth afterwards, I'm not opposing said rumor.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    : Wait, I can get this. Mothers I'd like to sleep with and never call again.
    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Quote Originally Posted by ljshorty89 View Post
    He once impregnated Lindsay Lohan. Trust me. I live one town away from her....EVERYONE has once impregnated Lindsay Lohan.
    Which explains why she has no kids, right?

    Impregnated =/= sex
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    She's like a mets reliever, she blew it in the end and produced no babies.
    Marshall: MILSWANCAs?
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    Barney: Circle gets the square!

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    It's called an abortion. Hollywood teeny boppers have them all the time.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    Do you know of Lindsay Lohan getting an abortion?
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    I've heard rumors. I've also seen a couple of sketchy looking guys driving up to what is now her mom's house...but back when she used to live there

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    Re: Honest Opinion of Kingdom_of_Zito

    So? I've seen sketchy looking guys drive up to your house.
    I did a lot of good things as a sim league GM.

    Ah, give me something clever to say here.

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