Greatest Spam Email Title

[missionhockey21]

.... Evar.

Alright, my admin email for here has been posted publicly a few times so I get an ungodly amount of spam. I log on faithfully to see if Roger Clemens' agent will allow the Rocket to field our questions regarding steroids and the benefits we could see from it on a personal level (true), but mostly I am looking to see if any of my hair-brained schemes are going to come to fruition. So like usual, I am wading through the spam, the usuals (pills, porn and poker) and then I ran into this gem.

[missionhockey21]

Spencer Baldwin, the greatest Baldwin brother there never was, I am going to take you up on your offer. I am prepared to bomb her womb from my huge cannon.

This is the greatest contribution to mankind from the Baldwin brothers since The Flintstones: Viva Rock Vegas.